Alfonso Navarro Jr

Big, Bald, and Beautiful!

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

@cucovega Same same

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

@pocketpauli_ 😞

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

Who would like to be my valentine? I have prosciutto, cheese, and Oban 18yr? #ValentinesDay #Valentine #Valentines #Oban

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s...an asteroid!

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

Am I the only one that got serious Joker vibes from @realDonaldTrump when he ended he press conference with, “don’t worry,....our incredible journey is only just beginning.”

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

Merry Christmas to all those who woke up in a panic thinking today is the 25th and have not bought gifts! #christmasshopping #Christmas #procrastination

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

Am I the only one who thinks @jennafischer /Pam is a wizard for only using three pieces of tape to wrap a gift?!? How is this possible 🤯 #theoffice #gifts #tape #OfficeLadies

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

Aloha everyone! Chipotle at the Forum is looking for new hires of all levels of experience. Message me directly for more information.

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

Playing musical chairs at the airport because people choose to sit next to me with hundreds of vacant seats else where! What part of six feet do they not understand? #SocialDistancing #iamnotthatcute

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

@jaykron87 So what you’re saying is the wall has more value than a human life, agreed 🤙🏼

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

@jaykron87 Idiot

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

Court: you shot an unarmed black woman?...Officer: yes.... court: cool just checking.... Court: wait, you shot the wall?!?!?!?!? How dare you! So sad that a wall holds higher value than #BreonnaTaylor #NoJusticeNoPeace #BLM

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

Mahalo nui loa Hawaii! This not goodbye rather a see you next time! Don’t let anyone tell you you’re too old to start over! All that matters is that you are willing to put in the hard work to be successful! You miss 100% of the shots you don't take – Wayne Gretzky – Michael Scott

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

Why is it so hard to find somone who is perfect on the inside? All I ask is they be filled with beans, rice, steak, salsa... wait this is a burrito, I guess I want a burrito.

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

SEX......now that I have your attention, ARREST the cops that murdered Breonna Taylor #BreonnaTaylor #blm #TheOfiice #MichaelScott

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

You ignorant slut!
Dwight, you ignorant slut!
Funny what one word can do.
“All” lives matter - #BlackLivesMattter

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

So today I was experimenting and I found out that combining 2oz of bleach, 3.5oz of water, 1oz of lavender oil you get to know that the cops who murdered #BreonnaTaylor are still free!

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

So apparently when you don’t log in to Twitter your account gets used to spam discounts on sunglasses 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Alfonso Navarro Jr @Fonzieslife]

@realDonaldTrump These people meaning the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor?