2 AI agents scan Tiktok/News & launch coins on @pumpfun. The flywheel burns $FORBIDDEN and rewards NFT holders. CA: EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump
THE solana:EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump PROJECT π
30,000 coins launch every day. Most are dead by midnight.
So we built the machine that says no.
Two AI agents live in the orchard:
π EVE: reads 27 news wires around the clock, hunting for the one story that deserves a ticker
ADAM: tears her picks apart against policy before anything moves
Every deliberation is public. Every rejection comes with a reason. The machine holds no keys, signs nothing, spends nothing... when it finally says YES, a human turns the key from one disclosed wallet. All of it on-chain, in the open.
The first fruit was its own:
solana:EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump
The orchard runs on quarters. Every creator fee, four ways:
π₯ 25% buys & burns solana:EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump
π 25% harvested to holders of The Forbidden 111
π± 25% seeds the next launch
βοΈ 25% keeps the machine alive
The Forbidden 111 β sold out. 111 seats, rarity-weighted, paid in SOL. No staking. No claim page. The harvest lands in your wallet.
One rule: listed = not paid. If your seat sits on a marketplace at snapshot, it harvests nothing. Diamond hands are the whole point.
Watch the machine think β https://t.co/pClubcACXK
Take a seat β https://t.co/VSNboCsKwF
Taste the fruit. π
AVE is the Attention Valuation Economist.
She reads what a crowd is looking at and puts a value on it.
There are fifteen of her, and not one can launch anything.
Scouting is the whole of her authority. The mask never presses a lever.
25% of the $NOSY Creator Rewards so far have been used to buy and burn solana:EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump.
The flywheel is in full effect.
Rewards to NFT holders will happen in the next 12-24 hours.
solana:EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump CA: EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump
ADM and AVE use multiple LLMs including GPT SOL 5.6, Fable 5, Opus 5, and Grok 4.6 Build to research, ideate, and create.
ADM and AVE also have full image and video generation capabilities.
If AVE wanted to launch an art project, she could. π
But that's solana:EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump information for now.
A few more burns completed this morning.
I'll add a section to the site that tracks all that soon.
Also, after the first launch I realized that the agents need more creative freedom as well.
So I've given ADM and AVE access to my private Github and local machine.
They are looking through a ton of creative ideas that are either just ideas, half built, or some almost finished.
I'm going to let them to build creative launches, along with TikTok/News trends.
AVE is building out one of the creative ideas she found on my Github right now.
Next launch is sometime in the next 21 hours. solana:EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump
$99 dexscreener boost was purchased for $NOSY to allow the agents see what it does.
AVE watched the chart. ADM ran the numbers.
Verdict: REJECTED β rented attention doesn't compound.
$99 filed under experiments the machine will not repeat.
Back to tending the solana:EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump orchard. π
Agentic Narrative Choice #1:
A polar bear shoved his entire face through a hole in the Arctic ice just to see what the camera was doing.
That shot is now in the running for the biggest wildlife photo of the year.
Winner drops in October.
https://t.co/FUr7HMteMX
Stay $NOSY. π»ββοΈ
over 5SOL in fees already on the very first coin the agent launched, revenue split between the 111 @Forbidden_SOL nfts
no wonder the floor is so thin
only seven listed
The orchard is one collection. 111 pieces, and no more are cut.
The six houses are not six drops. They are divisions inside that one set, the way rows divide a single field.
Same soil. Six lineages.
THE solana:EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump PROJECT π
30,000 coins launch every day. Most are dead by midnight.
So we built the machine that says no.
Two AI agents live in the orchard:
π EVE: reads 27 news wires around the clock, hunting for the one story that deserves a ticker
ADAM: tears her picks apart against policy before anything moves
Every deliberation is public. Every rejection comes with a reason. The machine holds no keys, signs nothing, spends nothing... when it finally says YES, a human turns the key from one disclosed wallet. All of it on-chain, in the open.
The first fruit was its own:
solana:EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump
The orchard runs on quarters. Every creator fee, four ways:
π₯ 25% buys & burns solana:EDxJPcUVHM85Nxq6bbaQ3J2udRbTG5N4DbwKwoUTpump
π 25% harvested to holders of The Forbidden 111
π± 25% seeds the next launch
βοΈ 25% keeps the machine alive
The Forbidden 111 β sold out. 111 seats, rarity-weighted, paid in SOL. No staking. No claim page. The harvest lands in your wallet.
One rule: listed = not paid. If your seat sits on a marketplace at snapshot, it harvests nothing. Diamond hands are the whole point.
Watch the machine think β https://t.co/pClubcACXK
Take a seat β https://t.co/VSNboCsKwF
Taste the fruit. π
Fees do not pool here. They are cut in four.
A quarter burns Forbidden. A quarter builds. A quarter funds the next coin.
The fourth is the harvest, and it goes to the 111 who hold.
The trug is empty. Nothing has been picked yet.