TIm Carter

“Don’t suffer fools, but be friends with anyone.”

[TIm Carter @Force_kin247]

I needed this. We all in the together onG.

[JT @cowboyJayT]

Sometimes you grow up and the people you looked up to as a kid are giant pieces of shit.

But then you got someone like John Cena who is a living breathing legend.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the community note?? LMFAOOO

[Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur oPt @FranceskAlbs]

"Journalists must be protected in war, especially Palestinians". Why?
Because Palestinian journalists are the only ones who could report from within Gaza (no one else was allowed in); and because they have been deliberately targeted, often by drones.

[𝕋𝔼𝔾𝔸™ 🌍 @Tegadeyforyou]

I think I watched this video an unhealthy amount of times 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

My most anticipated documentary on ancient shipwrecks in Sicily, I can tell you that much

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

This funniest headline I’ve ever read!!!!

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Basically, there’s a group of guys called longshoremen, who unload all the stuff that comes into the country by boats (which is pretty much everything you buy, right?). The longshoremen all make more money than doctors, because their union has a legal stranglehold over the ports and their mob-connected boss is willing to cripple the American economy to get them even more money. So when you hear longshoreman, think “boat unloading guy making shitloads of money.” The union is paranoid about automation destroying their jobs, though, since robots can unload containers 5x faster and for 1/100th the cost, and also without threatening to wreck the economy and make inflation worse one month before an election and six weeks before the holiday season. Still with me? Good. Now pour me another glass of champagne and let’s talk about something called the Taft-Hartley Act.

[Ardell “A.D.” Roberts @whatsupardell]

I like her marketing. This looks like the cover of a 2000s R&B album but this album is about to sound like she’s a member of 3 6 Mafia

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

WE ARE BACK BABY LETS FUCKIGNG GOOOO

[E̷d̷w̷i̷n̷ @IMissWinning]

She saw 2 world wars
She saw the rise and fall of the soviet union
She saw the world go from horses to rockets
But she never saw a 4k Yard Passer from the Bears

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

👏KEEP👏GUS👏WALZ'S👏NAME👏OUT👏YO'👏DAMN👏MOUTH👏👏HE👏LOVES👏HIS👏DAD👏AND👏AIN'T👏AFRAID👏TO👏SHOW👏THAT👏SHIT👏AND👏WHATNOT!👏

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

I love my black job 🖤

[Ebo @EBoKnowss]

If an athlete ever says you can’t comment on a sport because you never played, just remind them NFL players voted Patrick Mahomes as the 4th best player in the NFL

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

It's the first full day of our campaign, so I'm heading up to Wilmington, DE later to say "hello" to our staff in HQ.

One day down. 105 to go. Together, we're going to win this.

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Put him in front of Vermithor let's see what happens

[TIm Carter @Force_kin247]

@longislandviper @DanHanzus BEYOND excited

[TIm Carter @Force_kin247]

@IAmStatMatt Oh you talking about plan T?