Ashley Musch

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My psych teacher tells me eye muscles aren't relaxed during rapid eye movement sleep. I never would've guessed #biomajorproblems

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My psychology professor told the class that the dropping of the atomic bomb and chernobyl were natural disasters...#collegeproblems

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Just sneezed five times thanks to a scented tissue. Because someone thought that was a good idea. #badinventions

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If you want more people to watch your youtube videos, become a college professor and make it part of an assignment for your class of 300.

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My history teacher thinks that when you mix salt and water you get a large explosion 😒 #good try

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When you haven't looked at your class schedule and don't know where your first class is #seniorstatus

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My history teacher says he got a new fangled phone. It's a flip phone. #bringinghistorytoclass

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@NickLorang I like I lend my voice to underrepresented hashtags #jacksmovein

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I saw a flying carpet today! As in a carpet flew off of a golf cart when it hit a bump #jacksmovein

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Watching freshmen congregate in groups of 15 because they don't want to be alone #jacksmovein

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Seeing hoards of students in blue shirts and not having to assist in anyway #notaCAlife #jacksmovein

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Don't think the cops will believe your backpack is full of "study materials" when classes haven't started. #obvious #jacksmovein

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Why is the food always gone? Because the moms bought out Walmart #jacksmovein

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I think move in day is harder on Walmart than Black Friday #jacksmovein

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So many house parties tonight and school hasn't even started yet. This is ridiculous 😒 #jacksmovein

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When the moms start crying and you don't know how to react #jacksmovein

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Mile long lines just to get free food #jacksmovein

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Music of choice for checking in residents: the Kim possible theme song #jacksmovein

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The elevator is making weird noises? Probably because you shouldn't have 10 people and four futons in it at once #jacksmovein

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Live underwater creatures' water bowls being spilled. #oops #jacksmovein