Johnny Eyeball

Dethrone tyranny. Drink milk. This is a threat.
Uncancellable.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@NP_DBS Nah. I'm grand, thanks.
I won't be taking any tests. Still haven't had a single one. If I did, I wouldn't care what it said. I have things to do every day, and my Christmas certainly wouldn't be cancelled because of a sniffle either way.

Thanks anyway, tyrant.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@crybabybtzzz Typical w*man. Starts an argument. Cries foul when confronted. Pathetic.

[Sheila Gunn Reid @SheilaGunnReid]

Good Lord, the Alberta government wants us to make people wear masks when they come to our houses for Christmas.

And there are people out there who will do this.

Because after nearly 650 days of 2 weeks to flatten the curve, some people still can't see what's going on.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@_condesita_ @bklyn923 @BidenLs They both sound useless. Him for being a leech. Her for enabling it.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@bklyn923 @BidenLs That's what you get.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@PetiteNicoco How do I open?

Open fire.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@thanaGogical Just don't be anxious. Drink water. Breathe air.

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[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@phxenixsus Sure, sport.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@rNovaa_ That's not how reality or biology works.

If you have a penis, you are a male. A man. You will always be a man. When your parents bury you, they will use your real, male name. When archaeologists discover your remains, your bone structure will be indisputably male.

So, no.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@Galactic_GD Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@PastelN0ir "You're transphobic"

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@kahtht Your cat probably hates you, fella. They can sense narcissism.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

Yep. I did win. Die mad about it, Weird Al.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@verprof2004 @NotOkay3272 @israelncc18 @NoMicMgee @PostingTransLs_ The garbage picture and playing the ridiculous pronoun game as literally the first thing in your profile description made it seem like you were a troon.

When it's not a troon, it's usually an incel or a handmaiden. You're one of the three. Don't care enough to figure out which.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

Haha. I win. Weird Al eventually couldn't take the heat. As predicted.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@thewicko123 No one asked troons to degrade the very fabric of society or brainwash children. But here we are.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@NotOkay3272 @verprof2004 @israelncc18 @NoMicMgee @PostingTransLs_ Oh, I did, I just didn't study social justice or feminist dance therapy or whatever you genetic dead ends waste your parent's money learning. I spent my time usefully.

Remember, it's only one slice of cheese on the Big Mac. It'll be important for you to learn later in life.

[Johnny Eyeball @ForestsUnknown]

@NotOkay3272 @NoMicMgee @israelncc18 @PostingTransLs_ They told me to act like my age comparative to them. So I did so.

But yes, continue making bizarre and baseless connections to two irreconcilably different things.