Timothy

amusing myself to death

[Timothy @FORESTTIMM]

@habs_anonymous What do you hockey guys think happens behind the scenes? Is Schneider telling the starters to give up runs? Is he Vlad’s personal hitting coach?

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I want to blame their staff for being dogshit but then I remember their bats are dogshit too & I get confused. Oh well

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Jays look good

[Marvin Baumann @MarvinTBaumann]

Americans will see this and say the atmosphere is because the Dutch are in the US, not because they are Dutch

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Holland by a billion

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@Lefty_BabyEli @SOUTHSIDEWIZ9 He’s a pedophile though so who cares what he thought

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@whatjays You jinxed it 🫠

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@plswinbluejays That was me. Stand by em all.

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@JohnnyGiunta_ @goheezy420 Starters are far from our biggest problem right now. Until we get healthy and Vladdy starts hitting, I’m not overly confident this is a team that can make it far in the playoffs.

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@goheezy420 @JohnnyGiunta_ This is the correct take. Unless the bats all come alive pretty soon, giving away years of prospects for a wildcard exit seems a little crazy.

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@BillyBerry47 @moooooot00 @Le0Spaceman @TroyMachir @cwiktrippack That means the US is just better than Spain I think, right?

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@robertwakulat @CaseyToGo Ahhh yes, the legend of Borschevsky — he’s (she’s? idk) constantly brought up in bars to this day. Kids want to be them. And holy cow does the downtown Borschevsky mural look good!

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Brian Brobbey against Sweden’s center backs.

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The Yank commentator — in the span of two minutes — called Van de Ven “Van Der Van” & then said the “Americans have a really, really good chance of going all the way”???

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@PSkilibeng Apparently tweaked a hamstring in training. That’s four training injuries in the last eleven days, for anyone keeping track at home.

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@kgkyle1 @GunnerScot_AZ @TouchlineX He also said biggest?!?! The Yankee education system at it again

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@gbellseattle @thenewstribune @933KJR Lolololol crying because some planes flew by?!? Just the mere thought of the military killing brown people in other countries makes the average Yank proud enough to tear up

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@canttunafish In this case, he’s right. They should throw Gaus his full 100 to not kill the pen.

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@mdpsnjournal Thanks for the update! Is today the day you finally take a photo with the newspaper to show us loyal readers you’re not a bot?