Jess

I don’t know what I’m doing but I’m going to let you all know that

[anthony @anthonygonnn]

January 1st: 2020 is MY year !!

January 31th: https://t.co/XqahkN9YTN

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

Shout out to the mechanic that held me as I cried on the ground sobbing “my life is falling apart.” You’re a real trooper sir.

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

I think I’m just not suppose to have money. Like the universe is like “no no NO! not for you.”

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

“They’ll validate their suffering as a reason to hurt you.” Tf kind of fortune cookies they giving out now???? That’s not a fortune! That’s real shit.

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

If one more person tells me I have big dick energy I’m gonna go get one.

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

(In the parks)

Georgie: these straws suck
Me: well yeah that’s what there suppose to do.
Georgie(immediately tries to push me out of my chair.)

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

@IamChiomaa I deserve a date with @Juan_munozzz wowwwww

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

Actual map of Twea Light consumption in the US.

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

My Colombian friend just went off on Dora the Explorer.
“First off that was Mexican Spanish not real Spanish and second of all, her pauses were wayyyy too looonngg” 😂😂😂

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

These sandwiches and burgers being commercialized being vegetarian or plant based options...just thank you. It’s one thing to have a vegetarian option it’s 1000% more appreciated when you PROMOTE my lifestyle. #dunkindonuts #burgerking

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

When guys think your playing “hard to get” but you’re really playing “leave me the fuck alone.”

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

I’m being reunited with this woman in like a week❤️

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

@cammiilloo YES he’s so cute!!!

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

@An_tony0

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

@An_tony0 I would die for you.

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

That moment you realize your dog is the only one that loves you. But even that is questionable....

[Jess @ForeverBluEyed]

Someone please crack my back like a glow stick. Either it works or I die and either way I’m happy