The Profile of Nigerian Politician:
Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Lagos, Dubai, London
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London, India
Holidays — UAE or USA
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections or primaries
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated"
Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Country — Managed remotely.
They d!e abroad and are brought back home for burial, Nigeria —Their cemetery
But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual 🫵.
Obidients, let me tell you a short story.
I was with @ifesalakooffice earlier this week in Lagos, I studied him keenly but didn't mention it to him.
The man kept promoting Peter Obi and forgetting that he himself is contesting come 2027.
That's a true Obidient!
Who else deserves our support?
AlimoshoSorosoke!
If you are based in Abuja or you are new to Abuja,take this information very seriously.
The people you see roaming the city at night are not normal human beings.
Any mistake you make in this city,you are gone.
Always tell people where you are going to.
When you book an uber ride,always verify the car plate number,the driver picture before you enter the car.
If you can go out with one person that is family,better for you.
A lot of terrible things are going on in this city,that is not in the news.
If your car breaks down in major parts of this city,leave it alone and run away from the car first and look for help first.
Late night movements aren't advisable,if you must go out,ensure you know those you are hanging out with and you tell people where you are going to.
A word is enough for the wise.
Today in History: Igbo Landing took place.
On May 28, 1803, about 75 Igbo people taken as slaves rose in rebellion and chose to drown rather than live in bondage. As they walked into the water, they sang in Igbo, a song that translates to:
A thread🧵
Retweet to educate someone
Ibo” ❌
Igbo ✅
“Igbo tribe” ❌
Igbo nation ✅
Igbo race✅
“Biafra war” ❌
‘Biafra genocide’✅
“1966 Igbo coup” ❌
‘1966 Nigerian military coup’ ✅
“Ojukwu started a war”❌
‘Gowon reneged on the Aburi accord, and fired the first shot ✅
Omo ❌
Nna ehn ✅
Take note!!!
I saw this DM and I am totally confused.
@_PastorUmoEno of Akwa Ibom State pays casual workers at the Ministry of Justice ₦15,000 monthly? ($11)
What can ₦15,000 do for an adult living in Nigeria?
Worse still, this lady has worked for 14 years.
Godswill Akpabio was paying ₦5,000
($ 4)during his tenure, Udom Emmanuel increased it to ₦10,000 ($ 8) and now the present governor pays ₦15,000 ($ 15) in a country where the minimum wage is pegged at ₦70,000 ($ 54)
Still the money is not paid promptly.
Dear @aksgovt This is modern-day slavery.