Jessie J

College Graduate, Nurse Assistant, Gryffindor with a smattering of Hufflepuff, Neurotic, Hot Mess

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

When you have to broker peace in the Middle East at noon, but be a Banana Republic mannequin at 2.

[AJ Joshi @AJ]

.@realDonaldTrump retaliation was expected, we need to fight fire with water, not fire with fire for the sake of the people on both sides.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -- Winston Churchill

[Jessie J @ForEveryNox]

@realDonaldTrump could you please stay the fuck off of twitter before you get us all killed?!? That'd be great!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Hi everybody! Back to the original handle. Is this thing still on? Michelle and I are off on a quick vacation, then we’ll get back to work.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Two places worth investigating: https://t.co/inIaSM0Jq8 and https://t.co/X33tRyZWXh. https://t.co/PcRHawpNQO

[Lauren Lopez @LaurenLopez1]

Who could've guessed that the hero we all needed today would be George W.

[Jessie J @ForEveryNox]

#Inauguration2017 #TrumpInauguration #obamacomeback

[Jessie J @ForEveryNox]

She now only refers to C3PO as Jarvis

[Jessie J @ForEveryNox]

"The tinman looking guy sounds like Jarvis" my co-worker watching #StarWars for the first time

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

I'm going to assume there is a copy of @realDonaldTrump's tax returns under every seat in that press conference. Right?

[Jessie J @ForEveryNox]

Happiest place on Earth #PATSGAME

[Jessie J @ForEveryNox]

Gotta love the crippling anxiety that happens every time Voldemort and Umbridge fight over our country #Debates2016

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

America 10:20 #debatenight

[Jessie J @ForEveryNox]

Can someone call Sean Hannity? We have a hissy fit coming up fast

[Jessie J @ForEveryNox]

The IRS said he could release his recordsThe audit has nothing to do with releasing the tax returns, or am I missing something? I'm confused

[Jessie J @ForEveryNox]

@ryanseaman , your hair was amazing last , as was everything else! Thank you and @VansWarpedTour for an awesome time

[Jessie J @ForEveryNox]

@RonnieRadke thank you for making her day! She's never going to forget this