T. Mite

avid drywood enjoyer | ter/mite | looking for a new queen | all tweets are real things in my life but termite | rts tasty looking wood

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

jerry’s house was so tasty

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

@lov3lss i cooka da pizza

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

@chumblings @CircularSquar3 have no fear for termite is here

[SypherPK @SypherPK]

@Geerzy @FNCreate Go speak to your parents about not being a little bitch.

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

quit stalking me bitch it isnt that srs 🙏🏼

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

@ylevi job now nigga

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

/@TonydaTermite has been quiet recently.. i hope he didnt get iced

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

sorry girl i have a termite girlfriend

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

@equine__dentist looks yummy…

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

@sammyfunger @termite420699 true!!

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

we need termite obama back, this new election is the worst ive seen in all my termite years

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

guh im sick i think i caught a bug 💔

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

@termite6715 i love wood!!!!!

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

just got hit by a termite car in the sap station im kinda hurt

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

how do i tell my termite son where termite babies come from

[Termite @Termite12781060]

Termite version

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

@termite420699 wrong. the colony will change your mind or else the queen will exile you

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

@Avenged7mold i think you need some more dark oak, it’s more nutritious

[Singular grain of rice @Avenged7mold]

my morning wood for today #TermiteTwitter

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

@TermiteAssEater 😂😂😂😂😂

[T. Mite @form0santermite]

the termite president needs to fix this inflation.. i can’t even afford sap for my termite car, it’s 6 barks a milliliter!!!