Jared Lucier

Love the Theatre, Love the Drama

[Jared Lucier @FormAJaramid]

The Clitoris is the powerhouse of the cell

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Does anyone else close their eyes in the shower so hard they get a migraine? Or is that just what makes me me?

[Jared Lucier @FormAJaramid]

Why’d they name a car after a Potato?

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@FatCatRandy @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump @POTUS I don’t think people are upset over the f word lol

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@probablyalissa

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The Proclaimers would be really good at The Long Walk

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I blame video games

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@probablyalissa 3/2 Pisces Twin!

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Missing him

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I forgot

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Hofstra Pride babyyyyy

[ilych the Dialectical Polar Bear @dialectical_p]

This is the single greatest video in the history of news media.

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@WeedPorns Most of y’all smoke boof and it shows

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How do you shower a baby that hasn’t been born yet?

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Tits

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It still doesn’t make sense that ‘gh’ makes a ‘fuh’ sound. Like, what the ghuck?

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@gencraft_ai What’s her @?

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@mrsmet @CitiField @MrMet @Mets Mrs. Met got them Elastigirl Hips

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Dead men eat no ass

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@MariaVonTrashed 🙏🏼

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@MariaVonTrashed Plz