Formal Whisperer

here lies a soldier

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Good luck to whoever in the year below assumes the task of whisperer. We apologise for setting the bar so high. #trailblazers

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T'was the night before formal,
When all through La Mon
Was the last night for tweets,
because the whisperer is gone

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A big congratulations to Emily Simpson on winning our first whisperer award! A 1Lt bottle of Goose awaits Emily – courtesy of the committee.

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After a long wait, David Newell romantically asked fellow dysfunctional walker Lisa Collim – in his car of all places. #UlstersLaziestCouple

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It's poll time!!! Who does the Whisper-Nation believe will be the biggest whitey victim at formal? #WhispererAwards

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Republican prisoner and prince of the Vape Nation Adam Kerrzo has sealed the deal with Rebecca Johnson after a trip to Temple Bar #rule2?

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@FormalWhisperer never mind

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A new vacancy has just opened up for the position of Chris Nesbitt's date. Applications are to be sent in ASAP.

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I'm happy to announce the bookies favourite Anna Macfarlane has passed the test and is a perfect date for alleged neo-Nazi Adam Milligan

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Sorry for lack of tweets — the whisperer has been on a sabbatical

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Committee member Ellie McConnell (unlucky) has stolen a pizza Wallace pupils Adam Crooks' heart with this invitation

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Future Prime Minister and vape extraordinaire Niall McCabe has sealed the deal with Sorcha McClean, who is settling in well to first year

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After a tense wait, future (bald) 1st XV captain George Pringle was romantically dazzled by Katie Jamieson tonight

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Broadway superstar Carlie Rosbotham will be taking old (old) scholar Kyle Andrews #whenhesunder6ft #orlikeyeah

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Serial muscle tenser David Stewart asked fellow dangerous driver Nikki Morrison following a romantic stroll at H'Borough Lake #bigFEETures

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Applications are now open to be Adam Milligan's date.

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In other exciting news, infamous brick Daniel Patterson will be taking head girl and Olympic swimmer Alex Hunter

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A record-breaking 5th time lucky for Jamie Dawson who has sealed the deal with Hunter House's finest Old Scholar Megan McConnell

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In direct violation of rule no. 2, Irish hockey star Rosie Henderson will be accompanying Budget brand Adam Marshall, Jack Farrell #snake

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Forget British Bake Off folks, Niamh Porter has baked up a storm by asking Phil Craig #nowwerecookin'