DashboardProfessional

ElderEmo in the Office. Nose in a book. Horror, Punk Rawk, Ally,equality, tattoos, movies(so many movies), gaming, doggos, a lot of snark -sometimes I’m funny

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@WhiteHouse Question-Is orange makeup specifically for thin skin?

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@SamCKx Oh noes, Karma is real?

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@ghoulbasement That new trailer screams resident evil to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

Divorces.… 0
Proposals….1
Marriage.... 1
Children.... 0 …4 if dogs count
Surgeries .… 0
Tattoos.... 30+ I’m not sure
Shot a gun... yes
Been on tv…. yes
Watch someone die... yes
Rode in an ambulance…yes
Sang karaoke....yes
Rode a jet ski.... yes
Arrested... no

[🌈🍄 The Rainbow Witch 🍄🌈 @28cillslater]

Divorces.… 0
Proposals….1
Marriage.... 0
Children.... 1 (my dog is my child)
Surgeries .… 1
Tattoos.... 0
Shot a gun... no
Been on tv…. no
Watch someone die... yes my mom
Rode in an ambulance.… yes
Sang karaoke....yes
Rode a jet ski.... no
Arrested... no

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@McBrideLawNYC You know you can choose not to defend rapist and sex traffickers and doing so tells us a lot about your character.

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@GraveyardKing44 NIghtbreed no contest

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@JaneotN Here their crimes are just bullet points on presidential records

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@ReneeLibby95084 You also have to sign a kidney donor list to be taken at their discretion

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@penandjen Fast Food Menu, sometimes just what you wanted, but almost always bad for you and/or causing intestinal distress.

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@FunMovieTVFan She’s so good in the Piano. I think Fly Away Home was underrated.

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@S8bzm He’s like “this is my stash I found it!”

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@se7enInchNails Feed them!!!!!

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@MysterySolvents An injured hiker so he can pretend not to see them.

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@WhiteHouse Fitting, since Raccoons are notorious for getting things out of the trash

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@SirCMTusk Its more of a jokey family film but It’s decent

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@ScottPresler Care to elaborate and tell the whole truth about what was actually voted against or is faux outrage your love language?

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

How are you going to complain about “no contact to the outside world” in a fucking tweet????

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists.

No commissary.
No visits.
No contact with the outside world.

My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@DanielHood4 @BeAfraid_Movies

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@BeAfraid_Movies Twilight bores the hell out of me

[DashboardProfessional @FormerDashProf]

@GraveyardKing44 Eden Lake, enjoyed both but I love a movie that pushes boundaries