Formerly DⒶve

I have altered my privacy policy. Pray I do not alter it further. Described as disgustingly clinical.

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. The Batman found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Hahaha. What a story, Mark.

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

https://t.co/QHX5HRjlLm

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

@katrosenfield That was a really good piece and I'm sorry that happened to you but glad you not only pulled through but did something productive because of it.

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

@Hal_RTFLC Nice.

[Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL]

Tides go through phases. Some high, and some low. But both high and low share one trait...they continue. There is inevitability to the Tide. Each wave carries with it a certainty: It will regroup, it will grow stronger...and it will ALWAYS return.

#OutworkYesterday
#RollTide

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

The hits just keep on coming.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Cold Iron Studios’ Upcoming ‘Alien’ Video Game Will Be a Multiplayer Shooter for PC and Consoles https://t.co/lpk7xAqabb

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

@Hal_RTFLC The towers go down when Vader entered the trench. He wanted all the glory so likely called off the remaining TIEs, where they perished when the Death Star blew.

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

My kingdom for a placekicker.

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

@pipandbaby PIN THIS TWEET, STAT!

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

Funny enough to Like.

Not funny enough to RT.

New bio or pinned tweet? 🤔

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

@CorieWhalen If you died tragically and untimely I'm not going to do something like dig through your old tweets.

I'd be too devastated.

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

@pipandbaby Ah yes, the thinly veiled song about group sex. . .or at least as the joke went 20 years ago.

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

IOW no matter how good Alien: Blackout is, and that's a subjective metric, it's objectively not the same as something you can play on a giant TV or monitor with immersive surround sound.

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

There is still no way a straight mobile game can offer the fidelity or immersiveness of a title devloped for larger screens and expansive sounds.

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

@pipandbaby Another "candle or yogurt" challenge to confuse clueless males.

[Game Informer @gameinformer]

Opinion: Alien: Isolation Deserves Better Than A Mobile Sequel https://t.co/WdB8DdjH1M

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

@pipandbaby Since you're so into him now, you need to watch Children of Men. . . post haste.

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

@sarahemclaugh Also, where I come from we take down our Christimas avis the day after New Years, otherwise it's bad luck.

You Northerners and your weird customs.

[Formerly DⒶve @FormerlyDave]

@sarahemclaugh Nah, I'm good. Baseball is really my only sports passion.