My parents decided to fuck to Hotel California on Halloween and thats why Iโm here today and if that isnโt some spooky shit then idk what to tell you man
๐จ BREAKING:
Netanyahu warns all European countries against joining the war on Iran:
โIsrael will not forget what you did to us during the Holocaust.โ
Treating the elevator in my apartment like a random encounter in a jrpg
Just got a bag of fresh picked basil and a Latinas number (she works at a local farm) told her i was a chef
Life is good
When i was the private chef for a billionaire i listened to this every morning as part of my wake up ritual at 4am https://t.co/wETcvr5uVL
Not sure what this says about me tbh
But i cooked some good ass food everyday