Sixth Form football team playing in the Sussex FA U19 county schools league⚫️⚽️ All views of this account are the players and have no doing from TRS itself!
Sad news to report: Former player Joe ‘Cocainey’ Delaney has been reported missing. Last seen in Cardiff at a tear arses gaff with 3 grams of powder up his snoot. We as a club do not condone his behaviour and are deeply concerned for his welfare. Please contact police if seen.
Finally massive thanks go to @shezza this bloke has been a true diamond. protecting the back four like no tommy . He’s taken alot of banter this lad and not once bitten or cried. He is genuinley a top boy and will be missed by the other btec boys-love you shezza
@JoeDelaney343 will be sorting all the boys right out on the gear next year. Away games he at the back of the minibus lads, Chairman has decided to give all players 20% off aswell. Buy 2 grams get 1 free👍
PRE SEASON ANNOUNCEMENT☀️
We can confirm that club legends and fitness experts @StanleyMitch12 and @TomWoolcott will be starting pre season next week. It will start with a fitness test consisting of a competition of how many brownies each player can eat. #wootcottsbrownies
Absolute huge blow for the club, @joejbbennett has signed for @chiuni. Joe has been superb for us boys, sadly put us to bed just like he did with his ex. Hes gonna shine and go along way on and off the pitch for years to come this lad. #baller#shagger#fuckdevvo
The big one. Goodbye to our most loyal customer, @liamconolly10. Lost to @chiuni but forever in our hearts. Passionate about the club but was always going to move on as his ability exceeded our level. Goodbye friend. #losingitinkav#willfindawife#fuckitillpullapig
2: Therefore we are searching for new staff to join @OwenMiles09 in running the team next year. We have a wonderful squad lined up including the likes of Joe Delaney and sammy the shagger atherton. Duties include filling up water bottles and paying fines for yellow and red cards.
We would like to wish a fond farewell to @Jack_ryder1 aka Tom Randy. The shagger has done bits throughout his time in a black shirt, highlight being knocking some kid out. Been a pleasure to have on the team because we know we always have a bodyguard to protect us. #rims
On behalf of The Regis School Sixth Form team, we would like to wish @CallumRose11 the best of luck as he moves on from his time with us to join @solentuni and spend every Saturday night in @SwitchNightclub. We wish you the very best of luck Mush. #doublewrapsouthamptonisrough
Good luck to @BenHauxwell who has agreed a 3 year deal with @cardiffmet where he will be playing in the europa league and shagging a lot of sheep. We wish you all the best and look forward to having you back about 2 weeks into your contract!🖌
1: CLUB ANNOUNCEMENT‼️❌❌❌
We are looking for coaching staff to join the club. Previous coaching staff have given the club their notice as they are heading out to the beautiful Kavos to get fucked up and probably come home with a lot of STD’s