Minister for Newspeak

If it was wrong to chemically castrate Alan Turing, why is now right to suggest to do the same to young boys who are questioning their sexuality?

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@BasedSSC @LeftwaffenWatch There's a certain muscle memory associated with the carriage of two big hairy bollocks for most of your adult life at the top of your legs you just can't get rid of isn't there lads.

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@QcWynter You're a Lovely bloke Colin who I admire immensely but FFS, that joke was so bad I'm seriously considering blocking you. 🤦‍♂️

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@CrunchAlias Last time I saw something like that it was wearing a pink costume with yellow spots.

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@Polly67890 @RedTory2016 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Willy boy observing etiquette? Give your head wobble. Oh dear, I think a little bit of wee came out there. Hahahahahaha. Off to change my pants now hahahaha.

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"The following bodies are eligible to send two delegates: Regional Women’s Groups, National Black Members’ SOG, National Disabled Members’ SOG, National LGBT SOG, National Young Members’ Forum, National Retired Members’ Organisation."
Is this the back door that will be used for troons to attend a conference for women?

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@cavakaggyreborn @damekatydenise_ And some Betnovate cream for his legs. Whatever method he's using for hair removal is causing havoc. Veet will only make them worse. Come on girls #bekind and share some tips, he probably doesn't have many friends.

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@Kat_h81 @canthelpmenow7 Do I detect a case of "sorry, not sorry" here?

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@Kat_h81 @canthelpmenow7 Poor choice of words given his history of health issues. Please do better.

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@Glinner @HerSocialApp I think the obvious crime here was you claimed to be 29.

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@JammersMinde @ForWomenScot Hips don't lie.

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@godblesstoto @SiameseAbby Was the one on the left a character in Thunderbirds?

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@paulhutcheon Is in Scotland by any chance?

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@WingsScotland ???

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@QcWynter @spectator It's remarkable what you can do with an endless supply of other, gullible, people's money. I say this fella should replace our Andy, King of T'North. 'Cos within 2 months of taking office, our economy would have a CAGR of 7%!

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@KevinWh14063568 @benhouse__ @jk_rowling @roisinmurphy @damekatydenise_ isn't mental, she's a beautiful LGBTQILLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH++ icon and anti #chairpoverty activist. Any red-blooded man who doesn't have her calendar on their wank chamber wall is clearly gay.

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@HJoyceGender That would explain Nicola's bound collection of sheets that are soft, strong and absorbent, recently updated for the paper back issue. BTW, don't try flushing the cover, Dyno-Rod will charge you a hefty price for sorting that out.

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@KevinWh14063568 @benhouse__ @jk_rowling @roisinmurphy I think you may find that it's quite a firm one rather then soft.

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@WingsScotland Please please please can they cast Janette Tough to play her. That would be poetic.

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@MrMennoTweets Ah, she's one of them Vichy Lesbian types.

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@WingsScotland Crikey she's a big lass. Not sure the beard suits her TBH.