Thick Eyebrow Lads

in Sal we trust

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Quoting so can pin

[j @Giga_Goblin]

business meeting with my quant

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Wow, huge. Not going to name names.

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Kanye West announces a $100,000 challenge for anyone who can sing every song on The College Dropout without making a single mistake.

[Thick Eyebrow Lads @ForReadingStuff]

I really don’t think timing the lyric of “shut up and dance with me” with a girl you’re looking to make a move on has ever worked

Seen it blundered almost 100/100 times

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This is least exciting WC final of my lifetime, despite it being in the US (fin.)

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Couple thoughts from me lately (pt. 1)

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If you stay on this app too long, you would think The Odyssey sucks. Having not seen it yet, can almost guarantee it’s a masterpiece (pt. 3)

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Glad to see Fred is doing well. Sorry about LeBron leaving the team.

[MAL @MindOfBron]

Jon Elmore celly got me weak

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Does he literally say Ed Davis here? Lmao

[katsu @katsuxbt]

CJ McCollum says an NBA role player quietly built a $500,000,000 real estate empire while everyone was busy watching the stars

“I learned a lot from Pat just in his approach. He has his own office, own business. I think he’s up to 15 employees. He’s doing really well, and his dad taught him a lot about real estate”

“Those steam room conversations, about business, structure, finance and long-term planning. He’s got like a half-a-billion dollar portfolio with his company. I know he’s doing really well”

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Most arrogant tweet yet

[Doug McIntyre @ByDougMcIntyre]

Landing Mauricio Pochettino to lead the #USMNT was a triumph. Rehiring the coach who oversaw the most humiliating World Cup loss in program history would be indefensible. ⁦@FOXSoccer⁩: https://t.co/8OXmtF20Xz

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Would expect a massive Mariners trade to go down in the coming weeks for Alvarez/Buxton/Soto

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Darth Melo

[Brett Hanfling @Brett_Hanfling]

This guy woke up at 2:30am, painted his face and is locked out of seeing the Knicks parade.

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Rare to be aware of how misleading a player’s stats are during the game but it was very obvious he was playing like shit.

People are going to talk about the layup, but the forgotten part is at one point Kings management decided to build around this guy instead of Haliburton

[MD @mike_daddino]

Here is every terrible play from De’Aron Fox in the second half

[Thick Eyebrow Lads @ForReadingStuff]

@gregp_j Why does he look like Dave Portnoy

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Yes, move Sal to 2B

[SleeperReds @SleeperReds]

Do we need to have a Matt McLain conversation?😬

.200/.327/.256 (.583 OPS)
0 HR, 4 RBI, 26 K in 107 PA
wRC+ 71
-5 DRS at 2B (WORST in MLB)

Not the bounce back season we were hoping for thus far😬

[Thick Eyebrow Lads @ForReadingStuff]

@BaseballWRLD_ Baldwin?

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@cinemassacre @JustySilverman You guys should do an AVGN on EGM magazine hoaxes and stuff. Would be a good follow up to the retro episode about Nintendo Power now that it’s been some time

[Santori Miles @Cincy_Suave2]

Sal Stewart’s pace through 23 games

56 HR
148 RBI
35 SB
35 2B

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🐛 🐛
👁️👃🏻👁️

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Mikolas benched
Crews call up
Tom Sr. attending all home games

Each worth 10 wins: ~100 wins

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Nats best record?

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Nats best record?

[Martin Sekulski @M_Ski22]

Entering play on April 3rd, Dylan Crews was batting .118.

Since then, he’s batting .325 with four multi-hit games, including this HR off a rehabbing Trey Yesavage today.

.283/.382/.478/1 HR/9 RBI/3 SB in just under 60 PA this season #BabySteps