Forrest Barnwell-Hagemeyer

9th-Generation East Tennessean. BBQ enthusiast. Waffle House connoisseur. Alum many times over. Don’t blame others for my tweets.

[Forrest Barnwell-Hagemeyer @ForrestBH]

Nobody:

Me: *actually* you mean “lectern” not “podium”

[Forrest Barnwell-Hagemeyer @ForrestBH]

@LPDonovan I think there's a bit of chicken-egg with the news cycle ecosystem informing both parts. Perhaps trend lines can be seen faster, though accurate datapoints less so. Biggest advantage (with all drawbacks) is the speed of a market move vs time to collect for: N=600 / Live / 16 Qs

[Forrest Barnwell-Hagemeyer @ForrestBH]

This and, I think political trading markets are much less lagging indicators than public polling.

[Liam Donovan @LPDonovan]

Beginning to think thinly traded political markets might be recursive weather vanes of lagging conventional wisdom.

[Forrest Barnwell-Hagemeyer @ForrestBH]

Small things translate to big things.

If you can't get a yard sign in my yard, you're not going to care about my highway complaint.

If you can't highlight election day for voters, you're highlighting every reason they're looking to decide...and you're missing them.

[Forrest Barnwell-Hagemeyer @ForrestBH]

With primaries fully underway nationally, it's a good time to note -

If your campaign website, socials, or digital footprint writ large, lacks the election day (and/or early voting days), your campaign is missing the small details.

[Speaker Cameron Sexton @CSexton25]

230 years of the greatest state in the Union!

[Woodrow W. Peckard IV @WoodrowPasha]

It s 1 to 1 scale btw. Cats in turkey can just grow to that size

[Forrest Barnwell-Hagemeyer @ForrestBH]

BLTs, the most important - our strawberry cookie, and some “deep thought” about what’s next.

[Forrest Barnwell-Hagemeyer @ForrestBH]

A cave, a hike, some butterflies, discussions on tomatoes, and a lot of opinions about what to make?

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

New Orleans Saint & former Volunteer, Alvin Kamara, made an appearance for your Bananas in Neyland Stadium!

(And he got everyone good with his performance😉)

[` @ymmayerr]

Honey Bees make our food, A.I. doesn't. Save the Honey Bees, not data centers

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

Just ate ice cream from a land grant university and I Get It Now. This is literally the entire point of America. No clue why we do all that other stuff.

[Forrest Barnwell-Hagemeyer @ForrestBH]

No disrespect, but this is 💯.

It’s true. President Ford didn’t make the bicentennial about Jimmy Carter.

As is tradition, this anniversary shouldn’t be about him either.

[Mombity at Large 🪷 @Mombity]

The 200th Anniversary of the US was marvelous. Joyful, patriotic, and hopeful. Jimmy Carter didn’t make it about himself. He helped us celebrate.
We have lost our way.

[Forrest Barnwell-Hagemeyer @ForrestBH]

Literally me last weekend.
Guess what though?
It works.

[Womansplainer @iWomansplainer]

>bought a toy Dyson vacuum at a garage sale for $3
>it doesn’t work
>husband spends multiple hours taking it apart, cleaning every single piece, removing battery corrosion with vinegar, re-soldering wires…
>it works perfectly
>the item is $20 new

[Nic @JQAfan]

J.D. Vance is the first vice president since William R. King (who was FRANKLIN PIERCES VP) to not have his life overlap with Herbert Hoover's. Kamala Harris was born on the day Hoover died.

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

Knoxville, Tennessee

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

Bobby Cox was ejected from one out every 158 games played by the #Braves—not during his tenure as manager, rather the franchise's entire history, dating back to April 22, 1876.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

“Get up. I just bought 700 yards of mulch. We have to mulch the yard, the driveway, the roof, our neighbor’s yard, and your brother’s room today” - your dad at 5:00 am in 2004 for no reason

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

At a divorce paper signing…

WOMAN: I regret ever joining that Star Wars dating app
MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places
WOMAN: And I really regret marrying a Star Wars pun addict
MAN: It was a wookie mistake
WOMAN: Just sign it
MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you