Matt D🪫

About myself in under 160 characters? Well... god there's so much to say about my illustrious life… I really don't know where to begin… I guess here it goes.. I

[Matt D🪫 @ForteMatt]

In a perfect world, there would be free refills of chocolate milk at restaurants.

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@Jason but if you diversified you could’ve owned blueberry bran muffins microwaved for 15 seconds on HIGH at a $1.26 price point

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fck the world feed it beans

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@DeepVoicedNorth @aljaneeen oh like tunnels

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@TheOCOtaku @lindseyyok zoinks scoob

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@cory @MarmotRespecter self-deprecation and masturbation seem like pretty poo poo bum things to be world-class at damn

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@UberFacts The Office - Scott’s Tots. Maybe not the greatest, but the purest form of cringe humour TV has ever seen.

[Matt D🪫 @ForteMatt]

@katiehatesyou_ Just wait til daylight savings time ends tomorrow

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@katiehatesyou_ Book an hour with each and ask them to just tat your ideas reallllly small

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Why are they called “animal crackers” when they taste awful in soup and aren’t even made with real animals

[Matt D🪫 @ForteMatt]

@ChuckGrassley @MaizePicks Chucking grass and shucking corn 🌽🎾

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@MaizePicks Botty Botty Botty Botty rockin everywhere!

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@MaizePicks Let’s go Shapo 🙏

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@MaizePicks You’re a cornstalk amongst cornlets.

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@MaizePicks Emma playing lights out these past few games. LFG RADucanu.

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@MaizePicks Steak and scotch LFG

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@MaizePicks That was a SWEAT through 4 games in set 2… what a performance by Tsi in those last few games 🌽

[Matt D🪫 @ForteMatt]

@CharityCr1TiKaL @zealotonpc Avoid the dry realtors and only use the wettest.

[Matt D🪫 @ForteMatt]

. @Vicetone thanks for the pic Ruben! Victor, I'll get one with you next time. Great show in #Winnipeg

[Matt D🪫 @ForteMatt]

@Festicket @AirbeatOne Armin van Buuren!

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