HARDBODY .

𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁
𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲
us

𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲.

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

THAT FEEDS ON THE HURT .

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɪɴ , ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ —

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

had a girlfriend who would get me on this . like ok I didn't even think about it before I said it but yeah maybe I don't love you just because you brought it up . would it kill you to hop off meat

[uu @um33m3]

if i say “i love you” and you respond with “love you too” you’re worse than satan

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

ok . ok , ok . lesson one on Earth ? not everyone is nice . even less are good . I'm neither . I really , really cannot stand criers . I do not like you people . find a food pantry or something . the people there are better than most .

[𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ @OrbitOverwatch]

@FORTHE3TIME At that point, he tried to hold himself together. He.. didn’t want to feel this scared but.. how could he not? Everything felt so.. unfamiliar. Yet he could do nothing /but/ worry.

“…I do not know what I would talk about. Everything here is so.. alien to me..”

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

[ 🐮 ] ok the OC thing doesn't seem to be working so let's try a canon character maybe?

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

that doesn't answer my question , man . I've got no sympathy to spare . no one cries in my shop . bad for business . I'll charge for the air . don't test me .

[𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ @OrbitOverwatch]

@FORTHE3TIME “I am not going to question you, I promise !”

He.. pleaded? His mind was just all over the place and it didn’t help that he just felt so.. alien. He didn’t know what to do. He was just in an unfamiliar world.

And in even more unfamiliar territory. His eyes were full of anxiety.

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

I'm so confused . what could there possibly be to talk about ? unless it's questioning . and you're a cop . I cannot think of a single thing we have in common .

[𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵 ����𝘢𝘴 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ @OrbitOverwatch]

@FORTHE3TIME “I.. suppose I cannot blame you being.. cautious.”

The lunarian felt.. intimidated by her. Even though he was new to Earth still, the way she talked as so.. fueled by anger. But, he tried to remain optimistic.

“I just.. um.. want to talk.. I am not here on behalf of them.”

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

forgive my skepticism , really , but if you aren't a worm — what are you here for ? you look like the exact opposite of my usual clientele . who do you think you're fooling ? you need alcohol ? you ?

[𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ @OrbitOverwatch]

@FORTHE3TIME He immediately stood straight after she spoke. For someone built like a brick wall, she sure sounded.. commanding. Either that or his reaction reflex. He sighed softly as he stepped back a little.

“I may be.. um.. insert SWORD’s endorsement.. but I am not here for any trouble.”

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

nice try . that's exactly what a cop would say . SWORD or otherwise , any acronyms are bad news around here .

well , the legal acronyms . ahem .

and stand up straight ! be normal .

[𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ @OrbitOverwatch]

@FORTHE3TIME Hearing the grumbles yet the annoyed tone in her voice, his steps came to a halt whenever he was close to the cow-woman as he ganced to her.

“I.. um.. I am not a cop.. or any law enforcement for that matter..”

The lunarian spoke timidly as he kept his gaze to her.

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

( *grumble , grumble . . . )

what could it possibly be , now ? I don't want cops on my doorstep . period . buy something or get out . or both ! both is best .

[𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵 𝘏���𝘴 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ @OrbitOverwatch]

Although he had a brief yet frightening encounter with @FORTHE3TIME, this time he had a little more courage in him.

Clad in the spacesuit he wore, the lunarian had soft yet careful steps, hopefully not disrupting her.

Though, one worry he had was her throwing him into space.

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

nice to be on the receiving end of it for once huh Scott Pryor

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗫-𝗠𝗔𝗡 . ( QRT LIMITED ) @SOLDIEROFX]

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⠀⠀program so strict I can’t even talk about her, what am I a mistress
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[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

attaguy . bye , now .

[𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ @OrbitOverwatch]

( a silent hard swallow. )

R-Right away, ma’am. I.. did not wish to intrude.

( slowly he starts to step back from her. )

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

then get off my property . this is no place for SWORD . I won't say it again .

[𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ @OrbitOverwatch]

Um.. no thank you. I.. was not intending to fight you. With all due respect, you.. look like you could bench press a space shuttle.

( nervous eyes shot to her. though.. he was shocked by her remark about throwing him into space. )

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

[ @OrbitOverwatch

please leave . this isn't for you to fight about . I'll throw you back into space , though . would you like that ?

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

who could you possibly mean by feline trade other than

[ᵀᴴᴱ 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗫-𝗠𝗔𝗡 . ( QRT LIMITED ) @SOLDIEROFX]

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⠀⠀you heard it here first folks, the x-men don’t own homophobic cats! only clocky puss and feline trade!
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[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

[ 🐮 ] ok the OC thing doesn't seem to be working so let's try a canon character maybe?

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

like what if , man . what if we all called it J&PB instead of PB&J

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ❅ 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 * 𝓢𝑵𝑶𝑾𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬. @seolfull]

kurt just asked me ‘ what if gibberish is a real language and everyone is racist ‘ like ? ?

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

awesome . awesome ok this is great . can you put these decals on your suits . like on the shoulderpads or something . it's our logo .

[𝖇𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 ... @CLAWEDBEAST]

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ya don’t even need to ask for me to tell ya , i’m in .
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[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

ha ! are you thinking IPA or lager ? we've got everything , but people like the lager .

[クズリ. @kuzurri]

you had me at free beer

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

oh ! my . thank you . it's free beer as long as we can put up a banner to advertise . deal ?

[クズリ. @kuzurri]

don’t be applogizin’ for bein’ heaven sent

[HARDBODY . @FORTHE3TIME]

need a sponsor ( *👀 ) sorry

[クズリ. @kuzurri]

speakin’ o’ which ain’t I owed a drink - off