Jason 🇪🇨

Y=mx+b E=mc^2

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Just let out some flatulence, be careful homies #gas

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Can’t wait to go to Red Lobster in June of 2045! #woo Will try my best to not be late! ✍️

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Just purchased “Black” Ops 2 on my PlayStation 🫳✍️

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Just got home from the gymnasium, gonna use the bathroom now #potty

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Eating a Panda’s Expresso

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

The negotiations that I’ve been involved in the market share of a specific unknown upcoming company may be arising

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Due to market failure within the last few weeks, I’ve had to sell at a discount to my fellow competitors…

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Did some unspeakable acts with a female in the back of my foreign LMAO #foreign

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

@ULovLos Had to import them straight from Russia to South Florida homie

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Decided to use the public restroom #woah

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Chillin like a pillow on a 45 degree angle

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

In Japan about to speak Japanese LMAO #Asian

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Hello I’m playing videogames with some friends

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

@danthemansayshi So you say

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Bought a burger from a wing place LMAO

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

@danthemansayshi You

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

@danthemansayshi There is a mini salad in it bro

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Here at a restaurant I like to call Chipotle but I’m not eating #ohno

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

@changingl8ter Very delicious I say 😋

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

Driving to Coral Springs for some quesadillas #hispanicfood

[Jason 🇪🇨 @FortOfTheBronx]

@wholuvscosmic That’s not a good excuse sir!