FortuitousRuss

SB LX CHAMPIONS 🏆 SEATTLE #Seahawks | JSN for MVP | Will follow back fans | Professional shit talker | Fuck the 49ers and fuck the rams

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JOHN PLEASSSSSSSSEEEE

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

Quenton Nelson took time today to thank the Colts organization and all they’ve done for him.

Nelson is in a contract year and seems ready to move on.

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Brian Fleury is a fucking idiot if he thinks teams are gonna fall for this when we have practice squad caliber running backs.

Wow

[Alexandre Castro @alexcastrofilho]

Seattle keeps using run-action concepts despite lacking a consistent rushing threat. Defenses aren’t biting, leaving an already struggling OL with complex assignments and Darnold exposed to pressure.

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Imagine being a Gen Z Niners fan having to fight with fanbases who have all seen hardware in their lifetimes while you have to sit and flex 3 decade-old rings that your parents watched before you were born.

Must be a sad life

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@FDT4EVUR Don’t forget “rent free” followed by an AI meme

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Rams (offseason champs) vs 49ers (week 6 champs) fighting over who’s imaginary ring is better

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@Hawkszn I was expecting angry Chiefs fans in the comments, but nope…. It’s just 49ers fans per usual

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@jermsace Notice how when people ask for examples or names you go dead quiet? LMAOOO

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Reminder that Niners fans were celebrating the Greenlaw helmet to head and justifying the h2h from Warner last night

This is a poverty franchise still trying to ride the wave from 30+ year old rings.

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

I’m not sure which fanbase has more clowns in them, the Rams or Seahawks

Two dog shit fanbases on this app

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@jordachep @willortner Literally no correlation whatsoever

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@BigColdMike28 @ChrisSu28345358 @FeelLikeMafe

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@SeahawksLead Nah fuck him and fuck the 49ers

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@hachtel24 @Sionele1 @espn He’s been angry on this app for 14 years straight 🤣 while his division rivals have won a combined 3 rings.

Ouch

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@new_era72 This was such bullshit. If K9 wins a ring in KC I’m gonna be so happy for him because we did not deserve him at all. Fucking hell man

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@hawkmania4 Derrick Hall can shut the fuck up. He hasn’t done shit for us all year after taking a bag. Murph and Leo have been carrying the entire line on their backs all season.

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@WoundSZN9x @ClayWendler Niners will ALWAYS be an injured team. This is who they are. They were statpadding with 33 year old Mike Evans on a bad Achilles and cracked ribs against a 1 win Commanders team last night.

Shanahan is probably happy people blame the substation instead of him

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@matthuber99 I don’t think John’s pride will allow it. Basically admitting he fucked up the rb position.

Imagine tho….

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JSN has no peers

[PFF @PFF]

Highest receiving grade among WR this season

Jaxon Smith-Njigba 92.3
Mike Evans 92.3
DeVonta Smith 90.2
Drake London 90.1
Justin Jefferson 88.6
CeeDee Lamb 88.4
Tee Higgins 88.3
Chris Olave 87.7
Zay Flowers 87.7
Puka Nacua 84.8

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@That_Hurts Niners choking a 3rd straight sb to the chiefs feels inevitable too

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JSN is the best football player in the NFL

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@Krisallday_3 @Demonwori3 Yeah we didn’t make dirty hits all game