The Forward Horse

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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Black Friday sneak preview, hiding in plain sight

https://t.co/C6cnCrijWW

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It may have passed without anyone saying, but @ericgleonard finally won out after weeks of fierce negotiations with @ForwardMSNFC executives over a controversial "No Vegetables" clause in his improved contract.

Leonard will however, technically, something something, 🍅

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We have it on good authority @ericgleonard is still holding out for a "no vegetables" clause in his next contract and the deal is currently deadlocked with the head of @ForwardMSNFC culinary

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@miketerryphoto @drudgeons @ForwardMSNFC @Coultergk1 @wayneshaw70

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@ForwardMSNFC @drudgeons @miketerryphoto @Coultergk1 @wayneshaw70 False? Or *too real*? 1-2 homemade pies a year does not satiate a goalkeeper-sized appetite

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@ForwardMSNFC @drudgeons @miketerryphoto @Coultergk1 @wayneshaw70 We can confirm the Wayne Shaw deal is now off as the FMFC front office "doesn't have a pie budget." While this seems like a major oversight, keep in mind it's only the second season and the club is still technically a startup. The pies, like league titles, will surely come 🥧

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Been informed of more exciting contract renewals. Workhorses. A running theme in 2020: you wear the badge, you can't be a passenger.

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Not likely, though playing here on loan would be helpful for young Leeds United players; @fwdflock would need to throw a lot more coins.

[Dave Varana 🦩⚽️ @DaveVarana]

@ForwardHorse I knew it. Its @LUFC isn't it

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More re-signings incoming. The ones you want, and none of the passengers. It's clear that we mean business in 2020.

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We can definitively say the club in question's home kits look nothing like ours

[Dave Varana 🦩⚽️ @DaveVarana]

Great pod @ForwardMSNFC ! Among the most interesting tidbits Coach Shore shared was that the Mingos are chatting up an "overseas Championship" club in a deal to get some of their young players some playing time in #DCVIII - but is it #SexySexyStoke? #Fulhamerica? #Forest? #QPR?

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@DmagnessDO @ForwardMSNFC @FlorMingos David's proving ground was Madison Memorial. On a day like today, some might say he got a better deal swapping Wisco for Florida.

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At least one of the FMFC returning players has spent part of their playing career in Florida. One might say they're a proving ground for Flamingos.

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Our sources tell us the name "hot bean water" has already been vetoed by multiple higher-ups within the organization. Monikers? It's too early to tell ☕

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We've been telling you for months the flamingo emoji was coming and survived all the doubters. You can't eat flamingos (legally) but the naysayers are certainly eating crow today

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@ForwardMSNFC @ericgleonard We *cud* have broken the news, but not really a surprise signing. We've known for weeks the Lionela signing was down to a work permit. Things can move very quickly in the dairy industry. We chose not to milk this one for all it was worth.

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We have it on good authority @ericgleonard is still holding out for a "no vegetables" clause in his next contract and the deal is currently deadlocked with the head of @ForwardMSNFC culinary

[Forward Madison FC @ForwardMSNFC]

We've got a few announcements to make this week! 👋

Get ready for some player re-signing news! The first player to go #FullMingo in 2020 will be revealed at 3 p.m. today... Any guesses?

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@ForwardMSNFC @ericgleonard Tomatoes are a fruit, technically

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Our sources tell us @ForwardMSNFC assistant coach @hlavatybud4 has been working around the clock to get the signature of former @lansingignite midfielder @Tumi_Scara10, solely based on his name being an anagram of Neil's favorite late night snack, "emotion ham sub" #AnnounceTumi