Fosfobit / Capitán Frambuesa

DJ de Anime y otras vainas. Otaku pero me ducho. Organizo @AtomicPixelES Mis opiniones solo me representan a mi
Seguidme en @fosfobit.bsky.social

[Fosfobit / Capitán Frambuesa @Fosfobit]

@TFujiwara86 Para la siguiente, entonces!

[Fosfobit / Capitán Frambuesa @Fosfobit]

@TFujiwara86 Como Destripando la historia, Caramelldansen, Gangnam Style, Kpop Demonhunters o Hazbin Hotel

Si solo has visto Shingeki, Kimetsu, One Piece y poco más no creo que sea tu fiesta. Pero si llevas viendo anime un buen tiempo, te lo pasaras bien

[Fosfobit / Capitán Frambuesa @Fosfobit]

@TFujiwara86 Te la amplio yo:

Siempre ponemos zona de videojuegos, repartimos chuches gratis, pinchamos con los visuales de cada opening y el ambiente suele ser bastante guay y amigable.

Suelen sonar openings de todo tipo y algunas cosillas suelta más friki generica (continua)

[Fosfobit / Capitán Frambuesa @Fosfobit]

@LenaHoshino @nevytsRX Dale una oportunidad que estan chulaaaaas. Se de varias personas que nunca salen de fiesta pero se lo pasan bien en las Atomics 👀

[Fosfobit / Capitán Frambuesa @Fosfobit]

@TFujiwara86 ¿Que te ha dicho Claude? 👀

[Luna Caoimhe 🌸 @LunaCaoimheTwt]

Google Maps recently released an update to its English-language map, forcing several Catalan names to display rare/obsolete Spanish names, ignoring the usual Wikipedia names ('Lérida' and 'Gerona' instead of Lleida and Girona).

I assume (and hope) this is a mistake, @googlemaps.

[Fosfobit / Capitán Frambuesa @Fosfobit]

@xDPDx Pregunta en el discord, que siempre se hacen grupos allí:

https://t.co/gXXHaJltDP

[Fosfobit / Capitán Frambuesa @Fosfobit]

@thejmnavarro Vente a Barcelona. DJs de cuarta también tenemos, yo el primero. Pero en las fiestas de Anime, suenan openings de anime. No reggaeton. Y hay otras fiestas de nicho más "electronicas". O si no a Tokyo directamente. Ahí si que es otro nivel

[James @jkao]

Atomic Pixel Party x AniClover nomikai at Familymart!

@_ichi_nichi_

[DJ EVANGELION @DjEvachan]

12/30(明日！)
>>ATOMIC PIXEL PARTY<<
at NAGOMIX渋谷
17:30-23:00

スペイン最大級のアニソンパーティー IN シブヤトーキョー‼︎���ロムジャパンでギグをします。今年最後のギグとなりますのではしゃいでいきます、ご容赦くださいまし。ぶちかまし。

[まろん / MARON @maron47]

Atomic Pixel Party！！！！！🇪🇸🇯🇵
Thanks for the vibes tonight！！！！
今年もありがとうございました！🙏✨

[Atomic Pixel Party @AtomicPixelES]

The biggest anime party in Spain comes to Tokyo 🎉

🗓️ Dec. 30th
📍 @nagomix0824
🎟️ Door only: 3500y (1 drink)

🎶 DJs 🎶
🇪🇸 @nghtmrxxx
🇪🇸 @Fosfobit
🇯🇵 @issey_omochi
🇯🇵 @maron47
🇯🇵 @DjEvachan
🇯🇵 @banbanbansame
🇯🇵 @tonio_vv
🇪🇸 @RukirinJP

Join the twipla: https://t.co/5wcwAQw76o

[Atomic Pixel Party @AtomicPixelES]

スペイン最大のアニクラ、Atomic Pixel Partyが東京にやってきます！

アニソン、Jポップ、カワイイベース、ハッピーハードコアなどの最高のサウンドをお届け��ます！

🎶 DJs 🎶
🇪🇸@nghtmrxxx
🇪🇸@Fosfobit
🇯🇵@issey_omochi
🇯🇵@maron47
🇯🇵@DjEvachan
🇯🇵@banbanbansame
🇯🇵@tonio_vv
🇪🇸@RukirinJP

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[🎙️Aida Deturck ~ @AiDeturckMusic]

Spam, perquè a mi em sap greu però resulta que ser pesada funciona.
Haruhi Suzumiya No Yuutsu - God Knows EN CATALÀ | cover
https://t.co/KRY0H1zHtB

[Fosfobit / Capitán Frambuesa @Fosfobit]

@Kurai_Naito Hasta que no borres el video no te dejo entrar en clase de DJ. Así te lo digo

[Fosfobit / Capitán Frambuesa @Fosfobit]

@Kurai_Naito Como borrar una cuenta de twitter que no es mia, yahoo respuestas

[Akihabar @AkihabarBCN]

Comencem l'any amb força!✨

Aquí teniu la programació mensual amb activitats temàtiques, DJs, concerts, quedades i karaokes cada setmana 🤩

Cada semana treurem la programació amb actualitzacions, esteu pendentd 💙👀

[Fosfobit / Capitán Frambuesa @Fosfobit]

@SuperViiral @PennyJayG tia no sabia que diste las campanadas con broncano