The Rob Foster® Brand

Flawed but saved. Author, filmmaker, actor, cartoonist, Winner of The Aristocrats joke contest. Stroke survivor. My books: Mymindcreatesdanger

[The Rob Foster® Brand @Fosterical]

I always possessed a knack for story-weaving. As a kid I wanted to make comicbooks, so I sought training how to write and draw. Then I wanted to make movies. None of that prospered, so I began just writing the stories I saw in my mind. Give me a browse. https://t.co/XLm2TEoaRv

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Ready for a quick scare this Halloween week?
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@jobin33375 The offender was Hannibal who got too real in the ring. He ripped to shreds Lanny Poffo's only shirt — he was 55 at the time. Honky stepped in and gave Hannibal the lecture of his (thankfully short) career. Poffo passed away about 4-5 years later.

[Farm Girl Carrie™️👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

Can I get an Amen here?

[Jess Frankel @frankel_je81514]

A teen prodigy-nerd: Harry.
A cat-girl with memory issues: Anastasia.
The law, monsters, and love on the run.

For Harry and Anastasia, their flight isn't just about love.
It's a fight for freedom.

#yafantasy #humor #Romance #booktwt #adventure

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@byMirum At first glance I thought it was Charles Bronson, LOL.

[🏛 🌹PeriklestheGREAT 🌹 🏛 "Vox Populi, Vox Dei" @PeriklesGREAT]

True 💯💯

[Jess Frankel @frankel_je81514]

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[J.L. Michael @waggishauthor]

JUST Released--MISSTEPS MENDING DEVILISH WAYS
--Not your everyday Historical fiction
Available NOW: https://t.co/pCRvd2PuuL

Excerpt Chapter 15- England 1929
Alexandra casually said, “I can inquire with Aliester Crowley upon our next get together.”
—“Next?” Detective Chance squirmed in his seat. “Are you a devotee of the occult?”
—“Not willingly.” She laughed at his stark reaction. “We met by happenstance last year. He tried to recruit me for one of his sex orgies.”
—“Why are you so confident he will see you?”
—“I’m a young millionairess. What flim-flam man wouldn’t jump at the chance?” She opened a window to let some air pass through the cabin. “I suspect he is more charlatan than sage. To get to my money, he’ll answer my every inquiry, even suck my toes if I ask.”
—“Is that something you fancy?” he asked, intrigued.
—She smirked. Chance was a leg man who didn’t stop at the ankle.
#newfiction #newrelease #historicalfiction #supernaturalfiction #authors #reader #suspense #thriller #RoaringTenties

[Michal Majernik @DoubleMAuthor]

@Fosterical In the mood for a good story?
👀 New free online publication with some great short story reads https://t.co/O6eUE0AHgW 📚
🧙 #Fantasy 💕 #Romance 👻 #Horror 🔍 #Mystery 🔫 #Crime 🚀 #SciFi 📖 #LiteraryFiction
Go on, have a read!

[The Rob Foster® Brand @Fosterical]

On today's Um Yeah No Podcasr from our cozy Twathaven studio: Sex Therapist Anne Alway. She asks Dennis if he and his gf ever had mutual orgasm. He answers, "No, we've always had Allstate™." Rob & Minky clamp their legs closed.

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@AbbyAffchen Happy Birthday badgirl! 🥰😇😎

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@cintrice I STILL like to watch Benny Hill even though he's only on at 2am and I've seen everything, and all of "Benny's Beauties" are in their 80s, using walkers, if still alive. 🥸😎

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Now they're hosting a daytime talkshow? Their career is over.

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There's truth, and there's real truth.
TRUTH: Pro Wrestling is choreographed.
REAL TRUTH: If not, a typical career in that 'sport' would last only about 3 years, and even a mid-card wrestler in a real fight can likely kick your ass. Like even a 'slow' NFL player can outrun you.

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@JamesBay63837 Bread and Circuses.

[SUGARMAN092 @SUGARMAN092]

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@CourtSunnyYay Thank YOU for keeping this whole online thing a little saner. From a guy who has had more than one pal who overthought everything. Not catagorizing you.

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@CourtSunnyYay "Badgirl" is my all-purpose compliment — I've gotten into more trubbs with that than any depression can create in your fab life — and I think you got it on the run!