Gerald the Sea Lion

You should find me next, Pixar.

[Gerald the Sea Lion @FoundGerald]

When you say hi to your mom and she starts yelling at you

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ive been dead for nearly a year but im pretty sure i've gained followers 🤔

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RIP America 1776-2016

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The PSAT got me like

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IG be dropping mad hints... watch out @Nationals

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Rt or this crawls into your ear at night

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😵🔫

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The gun emoji was replaced w a water gun... How am i supposed to express that i want to kms without actually saying it

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5. The new iPhone is basically eliminating the use for speakers for everyday use

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4. The iPencil charged our shit super fast and people STILL fucking complained about it

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3. People are emo asf and love black, and the color of the iPhone 7s are the color equivalent of our souls

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2. Ppl always hated that earphones get tangled and they tried to fix that (lets be honest, jus bc theres a cord doesnt mean it wont get lost

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1. People complained about low battery life, and Apple fixed that

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Apple customers are insatiable.

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GUYS IT'S SEPTEMBER SO IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN WHICH MEANS THANKSGIVING IS CLOSE AND CHRISTMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. BASICALLY 2017 YALL

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I don't have a lot of money or food, you I can tell you that I still have my virginity

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Sometimes I wish I had more middle fingers

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Roses are red
#DicksoutforHarambe can be waiting

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Roses are red
I lost my mom at the store

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$2 Billion???

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Nothing is more fake than when a dog runs to your sibling instead of you