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She/Her... Too old for this, but God forbid a girl has hobbies

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I have been finding some people around here that are finding my fics and are surprised that it was me! 🥰🥰

So I decided to put my fics here so you guys knows that we can talk about them because I LOVE THAT!!!!

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Guy got beef with a Fae!

[(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

Hot Cheeto Hatred

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@bensonmuncher @bunglenator we would make history... 😈😈😈

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And if you don't follow yet, you are more than welcome to join and suffer with us! Mervor fic (Mike/Trevor)

https://t.co/Pyj78cSPfl

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To the whole 2-3 people that follow my Mervor fic "A whole Spectrum": I was planning on writing two more chapters and finish... But the thought of finishing the next chapter in the cliffhanger I planned made me violently sick! So next chapter will be the last and very long!

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And if you don't follow yet, you are more than welcome to join and suffer with us! Mervor fic (Mike/Trevor)

https://t.co/Pyj78cSPfl

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To the whole 2-3 people that follow my Mervor fic "A whole Spectrum": I was planning on writing two more chapters and finish... But the thought of finishing the next chapter in the cliffhanger I planned made me violently sick! So next chapter will be the last and very long!

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I would paint it entirely pink, and await for the final touch!

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Me and my boss, both very drunk, talking about a different coworker

Me: She has a very Valley girl accent
Boss: She has that dog in her
Me, in an almost perfect Valley Accent: Literally...
Boss, horrified look in his face: You have got to have practiced that before!!

I did

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@contraband2004 @hungrycumsock @bowelofchiiley @bensonmuncher @bunglenator @star_awd @RickShag @bionicpuppetboy @strawbearyy1 @spoonfulofglass Awwwwww

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@contraband2004 Sol Invictus!!! And a tight tide with Mondo Cane

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Impopular opinion: To me... That's the LEAST favorite era!

[. @alIisonchains]

bro

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Fun (not really) fact: Once I was heavily hormonated (IVF) and I shed the entire uterine lining in one big "glop". Fun times!

[Andrew 🐁 @beatleslaughter]

Why haven’t they invented period laxatives yet?? Like stimulants that make ur uterus contract instead of ur colon

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@snvffb4by Totally understand! Spent a few months not having eggs, now I'm back!

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@snvffb4by I got full just watching this picture!

The white is cottage cheese?

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And it does get better everyone!

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Remember

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@strawbearyy1 Can I remind you now!!!!

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FILLING out a job application and the diversity part asked how I declared myself (cis, trans, sexual orientation). I went on "Cis, female, bissexual..." And finished the application.

A few minutes later I went "WAIT A MINUTE..."

IS MY SUBCONSCIOUS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?

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Oh, babe....

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@alIisonchains @strawbearyy1 HE DID!!!!

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@floatoty Eu sinto muito vc ter passado por isso com essa diretora.... Mas oq eu ri do "liguei pros meus pais e avisei que era gay" não tá escrito!

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If you're not Cosplaying The Amazing Digital Circus to the movies with your Step kid... Then you are step mothering wrong!

(And yes... I cried like a little bitch)