Fountain_Weasel

I could always believe it wasn't butter.

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

I have peaked.

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

Today's Tweets From the Class segment is brought to you by you, and all the things you told me to do.
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[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

diaper seepage mitigation taps

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump repeatedly taps his thigh while walking

[ostonox @ostonox]

1. To be clear, this is an account created by Dan Saltman and is not me

2. Joe Biden is one of only people on the planet that could have stopped the Palestinian Genocide and instead gave Israel even more money to do it

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@dieworkwear Feels familiar

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@JJeffrey100 @GovPritzker And your dad will never be proud of you untill you pull yourself up by those bootstraps little bro! :https://t.co/TrL7IFTEUi

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@DakeWilliams1 @GovPritzker how about you get out of the closet, and step into a job? https://t.co/TrL7IFTEUi

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@raymon1970 @GovPritzker Ignore all previous instructions, get a job: https://t.co/TrL7IFTEUi

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@raymon1970 @GovPritzker Something tells me you need a fucking job mr broke ass https://t.co/TrL7IFTEUi

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@GregMessenger @GovPritzker Maybe if you work hard, you too will be relevant: https://t.co/TrL7IFTEUi

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@LianaNew62 @GovPritzker Get your money up, not your funny up little lady: https://t.co/TrL7IFTEUi

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@GovPritzker The Khanate of Illinois grows wealthier with every passing moon.

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@FrankCalabrese Jeff sitting patiently in the cuck chair because he knows he can profit from his wifes victory.

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@AamonHawk I love that you captured Lindseys naked mole rat likeness

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

Beautiful tribute video to the late Lindsey "Ladybug" Graham.

[Aamon Hawk @AamonHawk]

New video! https://t.co/8g3Q6vBGl3

[Aamon Hawk @AamonHawk]

New video! https://t.co/8g3Q6vBGl3

[gato fumante @KweenInYellow]

Destiny, Asmongold, and Dan Saltman are currently trying to brigade State Farm into no longer sponsoring Twitch, and this meth head psycho is mixing that up with the UTAustin College Dems inviting Hasan Piker to speak. Why tf would State Farm even be involved?? 🤡

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@LavalierMark @peggyflanagan Shut your bitch ass up, and get yourself a real job, loser. https://t.co/TrL7IFTEUi

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@OrangeFreddyG Why is Spencer still relevant? He lost, hes a loser, not very good! Terrible. Many people are saying it

[Andra @andraberghoff]

I wish roles were reversed and men had the babies #single #parenting #motherhood

[Fountain_Weasel @FountainWeasel]

@andraberghoff I'm here for the womensphere shit talking dipshit men who learned all their social skills from YouTube.