I got the rap....

Happy go lucky, books, politics, fitness #bass guitar

[Jay Mack @JayMackComedian]

If Ghana had defended their country like they do their goal, they might not have been colonised.

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

By far my favourite Scotland vs Brazil story is the referee saying “Good luck, may the best team win” to both captains before the game in 1982 and Graeme Souness replying “I fucking hope not”

[HF ⚡️ @HaileyFlemx]

It’s a chant about defeating Hitler and Nazi Germany not about fucking massacring Oktoberfest

[I got the rap.... @Four_fox_ache]

@ThatEricAlper Ozzy Osbourne

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

"Hands up if you've ever run a business."

[Andy Burnham @AndyBurnhamGM]

#GeneralElectionNow

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Two year Keir

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

The end of season twist would be Starmer declaring he’s leaving politics to become a toolmaker.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

14 HARVARD TECHNIQUES to be better than 99% of the world

1. The 5 - second rule

[I got the rap.... @Four_fox_ache]

@GeorgeBray It was park life this weekend

[I got the rap.... @Four_fox_ache]

@MadisonCarly26 check your dm

[Andrew Lawrence @andrewlawrence]

By far the shittest production of 'The Wizard of Oz' ever attempted.

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Imagine if Starmer had put as much effort into being the PM as he is into remaining the PM.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

Back in my day Tinder was how kiwis liked their meat...

[Willie Stewart @Lindsay04555896]

Dear Scottish twitter, please stick to this kind of material

[Michael Warburton @For_Film_Fans]

The Sex Pistols at trendy Mayfair institution Langan’s Brasserie in 1977, with then co-owner Michael Caine sat behind them keeping close watch.

[Skipster @FarRightSkip]

You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?

[I got the rap.... @Four_fox_ache]

@obscenelydolled Hatful of hollow

[I got the rap.... @Four_fox_ache]

@Martynw34 Yes!