jennifer

burgers beers bushes

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get out of a ticket by telling the officer you were busy breastfeeding yourself

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pregnant

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happy mother's day, mom. still not sorry i drowned your dildo in a jar of mayonnaise.

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so proud of my phone for auto correcting "smash" to "smash mouth"

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Waking Up With Four Whiteheads: A Biography

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snood so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me

wut's 50 puzzle levels to a mother fucker, can you please remind me?

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@horselythighs HORSELYYYYYYYYY❤❤❤❤❤

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selfie thursday 😇

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please give me a job, @Crocs

[jennifer @FourEyedQueef]

@Bez he's a keeper

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@Bez it's ok, I've seen worse

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flashback to the mice that took over our house

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@DaisyMimsy i don't think so but i still hear them in my head...

[jennifer @FourEyedQueef]

waiting for my stimulus check so i can finally book my clit augmentation

[jennifer @FourEyedQueef]

@JohnWallace189 no. i'm a miracle

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does it make me gay if i drink my own breast milk?

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hasta la vista, shitheads

[jennifer @FourEyedQueef]

~god bless my husband for eating out my atrocious front butt~

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pineapple on my pizza because i'm masochistic

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this is the most impressive nightclub i've ever been in. wait, i mean depressive.