Remy

[Remy @Fourmi]

http://t.co/TBMGiqlimt I'm constantly pretending I know what people are talking about.

[Remy @Fourmi]

http://t.co/oswzyuLDDO Can't remember the last time I said Happy Birthday using my actual voice.

[Remy @Fourmi]

If your lawyer has a ponytail you're going to prison. http://t.co/Nk3e6rblJa

[Remy @Fourmi]

Based on pick up truck commercials, I really should be getting into the crumbled rock industry. http://t.co/0eLgD72oEC

[Remy @Fourmi]

http://t.co/9CsZ3frjOd "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

[Remy @Fourmi]

"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/d4AqVevzh0

[Remy @Fourmi]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/OKmY8uB7cG

[Remy @Fourmi]

http://t.co/rygtF7WAtO Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

[Remy @Fourmi]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/bNnGGSAWtH

[Remy @Fourmi]

http://t.co/fwJ8MtCDUV Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

[Remy @Fourmi]

http://t.co/W38wTh1O This homeless guy asked me for money, I was like "I don't think so, not with that ugly voice"

[Remy @Fourmi]

Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years? http://t.co/eMD6gxwl

[Remy @Fourmi]

http://t.co/ZDhliW5x Someday I wish to experience the moment of joy that seems to only exist in Old Navy commercials.

[Remy @Fourmi]

Très original : je bosse ! La louloutte est pas là, le chat bosse