Doctor Jack

Pediatrician, Sometimes I turn large pieces of wood into smaller pieces of wood.

[Doctor Jack @FourSwampers]

@kinky_horror What did I miss?

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@SenBillCassidy Do not ever call yourself a physician from now on. You can vote as you wish, I’m not a constituent, so no worries about my voting for you.

But you lost the right to be called a physician. You threw away your right to be considered a healer. Shame on you.

[Doctor Jack @FourSwampers]

@kinky_horror Stay safe!

[Doctor Jack @FourSwampers]

@StarTrekOnPPlus Hawaiian pizza. Protein, carbs, dairy, tomato, vitamin c.

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@IlliniFootball way to demonstrate poor sportsmanship and general dickishness to your players, coach Bielema.

[Doctor Jack @FourSwampers]

@DianeFranklin80

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@ansonmount I’m a pediatrician. If you or your kids ever need what are about to become black market vaccines, let me know.

[Doctor Jack @FourSwampers]

@MST3K @Hamptonyount Excellent!!

I had to buy Final Sacrifice as a secondhand dvd in order to pull out Zapp Rowsdower Tropical IPA for my friends.

https://t.co/WXCtZzjacG

[Doctor Jack @FourSwampers]

Halloween at Franklin Park Pediatrics

#despicableme #stevecarell #gru

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@jr_gkco @PepperidgeFarm thanks. so I need to keep refreshing for a while. I guess @PepperidgeFarm clocks run slow, to help them remember.

[Doctor Jack @FourSwampers]

@PepperidgeFarm are you lying to us?

Y'day and today I was on the site for Chilean Sea Bass crackers. It says gone, come back tomorrow at 9 am EST (sic). Each day at 9 am I was refreshing screen: absolutely no instance of a chance to purchase.

Also, this is EDT.

[Doctor Jack @FourSwampers]

Are you trying to throw us off with "9 am EST," and I need to show up at 10 am EDT? What gives?

If this is all total BS, please save it for April 1.

[Doctor Jack @FourSwampers]

Saw this and thoufght of @therealjoebob ‘s lecture on quicksand in 70’s and 80’s tv and film:

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Reaching its natural conclusion, the @McDonalds corporation finally has a real clown cooking the fries

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@DaveBautista just saw your Trump video. As a 56 year old heterosexual white man from Ohio, let me tell you that was absolutely fantastic. I will follow you anywhere. Even instagram, which I find confusing and difficult to use.

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@horrorsthetics A brief internet search suggests that this might be from "The Vampire and the Ballerina."

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@gimmickattorney If that isn't the truth.

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@RepLuna @KamalaHarris @GovRonDeSantis @VP The FEMA dollars you voted AGAINST??

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@tk21804

[Doctor Jack @FourSwampers]

@JoeBobsJamboree Good morning ! It’s another hot one! We had 5 heat exhaustion patients y’day, 6 including me!

All were fine after rest and shade.

Sunblock, hydrate, stay cool!