Jon Bernthal is puzzling because he’s like if time travelers picked up Robert De Niro out of the 70s, drop him in the modern day, gave him only slightly less range, and for some reason he isn’t the biggest movie star in the world
moderator: what are your views on the economy?
joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.
donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks
People ask “how did the Victorians come up with crazy stories like Dracula and Dorian Gray” and then you realize literally everything was poison. The wallpaper was coated in arsenic, babies were given opium for teething problems, you could die from wearing a hat
i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”
accidentally watched 30 minutes of the fellowship of the ring theatrical edition didn’t even realize it was like damn these dudes are hauling ass today
Bill Walton: I stood there, at the University of Arizona lawn, coeds laughing, the sun shining, the mountains.. I couldn't help but think this is a place to experiment. To explore. To see what life can offer
Dave Pasch: Wildcats up 3 coming out of the Sean Miller timeout