Clever Fox

They don't call me CeverFlox for nothing.

[Clever Fox @FoxxyCleverFox]

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[sainteté pépé @_saintete_pepe]

tous les jours je suis la météo au japon, pour voir si le réchauffement climatique les touche aussi

[You can call me Nathan @nheller718]

Oof

[GIFs Shitpost ⚡️ @GiFShitpost]

bomb defused

[We Assess Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

Hunting skills: 0% Accuracy: 0% Confidence: 100%
17/10 ♥️

[WD 🔞 God of SEXXO! (open 4 work) @WDmov]

Car ride to pleasure town

art by @darnact

[ShibaShibs @TheBredFactory_]

"Are you ready for the next mission? It's time to breed us and repopulate the village!~" ♡
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Animation - @Burgerkiss2
SFX - @OpenNSFWSP
SFX & Kit & Scratch VA - @TheBredFactory_
#NSFW #2dAnimation #furry

[FaunaPup | Werewoof VTuber 🐾🦴 @FaunaPup]

Headpats? :3

[Clever Fox @FoxxyCleverFox]

@sovieestar I'd pay for the chance

[Sovie 💖 @sovieestar]

would you give a furry a chance ;3

[Lunalightcos @Lunalightcoz]

Bau Bau! Just gonna leave this here 🫣

#cosplay #fuwawa #FUWAMOCO #FuwawaAbyssgard #hololivecosplay

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

Mamma cat's reaction after her kitten took her favorite toy

[Disappointed Donna @dddonnnaaa]

This is why your weather app is now garbage. trump ruins EVERYTHING.

[Tofu Froth 🔞 @tofu_froth]

Soya enjoying her fav pastime (huffing balls)

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I was taken to a warehouse called Costco.

At the door, a woman checked my friend's membership card.

At last, I thought. A checkpoint. A travel pass. Finally, this country has proper gate protocol.

Inside, the ceiling was so high that weather felt possible.

They sell mayonnaise in containers I would describe as architectural. Forty-eight eggs at once. Trousers next to televisions next to a kayak.

Old women stood at small stations, handing out free food on toothpicks.

I asked my friend when the festival ends.

He said, "It's Tuesday."

The festival does not end. The festival is the store.

Then he bought me a hot dog and a soda.

It cost one dollar and fifty cents.

I assumed I misheard. I checked the receipt.

One dollar. Fifty cents. The price has not changed since 1985.

I was alive in 1985. Everything I have purchased since then has betrayed me at least once.

Gasoline. Rent. Rice. All of them broke their word.

The hot dog did not.

I asked how this is possible, and I received a story I did not believe until I confirmed it.

The founder, before he stepped down, told the next chief what would happen if he ever raised the price of the hot dog.

He said, and this is recorded history: "If you raise the price, I will kill you."

Scholars believe he was joking.

The price has not moved in forty years.

I leave the conclusion to you.

At the exit, a man checked our receipt and drew one line across it with a highlighter.

A seal. A magistrate's signature, approving safe passage.

I bowed to him slightly.

He said, "Have a good one," which I now understand can refer to a day, a life, or a hot dog, depending on need.

In my country, we honor merchants who keep the same price for generations. There is a shop in Kyoto four hundred years old. We treat it as a national treasure.

Costco is forty years old and sells tires.

Give it time.

Empires fell. Currencies died.

The hot dog holds.

A nation is its promises.

I paid one dollar and fifty cents.

The promise held.

[ʙʟᴜᴇᴛʜᴇʙᴏɴᴇ @bluethebone]

A new OC sona appears?! Introducing... Dreadsona 💀

Always deadpan, she's not good at expressing herself but deep down... she's always having fun with you~ 💜

(no panty alt, topless alt, fully nude variants + more on the link in my bio!)