EL Guapo

Living the dream and setting the Tempo in the weight room, and everywhere else on Earth NPC Competitor and Personal Trainer

[JosinaAnderson @JosinaAnderson]

Hey @UberEats, @Uber_Support

You just had a delivery woman come to my home, put the food by my door, then walk to the side of my house, take off her jeans, pull down her underwear and take a full butter bean piss in the yard, in the full wide open.

Your “support” just responded on the help chat to say there’s nothing you all can do about this in the guidelines in concession to me….

Ask me how I know she did that & see if you wanna rethink that..

I’ll be on standby.

[Kimberley A. Martin @ByKimberleyA]

Cops mistook Tyler Kolek for a fan 😩 #alwaysknicks

[Danny @jersey_dck]

biden fda approved wegovy and zepbound for weight loss, so once again democrats losing the downstream credit

[K.Diallo ☭ @nyeusi_waasi]

Despite spending time in Belgium and later France under quarantine and medical screening measures to ensure they had not contracted Ebola, not a single DR Congo supporter traveling from Kinshasa was granted a U.S. visa for the World Cup. Among them was Michel Nkuka Mboladinga, better known as “Lumumba,” an iconic Leopards supporter who became one of the most recognizable faces of AFCON 2025.

Since the start of this tournament, we have been witnessing clear bias against African countries embedded in visa and immigration systems.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

this double standard for Republican politicians has existed my entire life where they can routinely demean all Democrats as scum of the earth and all cities as unlivable shitholes but everyone threw a hissy fit over "they cling to their guns and religion" for years

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

When I pointed out things in the deal the other day, several of the administration’s defenders insisted those things would never be in the deal. Now they are in the deal and the same people insist it is a great deal.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Why is the Vice President of the United States cohosting a show on Fox News? Shouldn’t he have more important things to do!?

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

The bloodsuckers will never stop, the younger gens are going to have to organize against them if they want any shot at a future.

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

Our country will not survive with the boomers sucking dry the absolute blood marrow out of our economy from the generations that proceed them.

This right here is why there is a populist revolution in both parties raging like brush fire.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The land of opportunity requires a 15k entry fee just to watch ur kid play soccer

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

As brilliant and utterly irrepressible as Lionel Messi is, there have been a few occasions during his illustrious career when opponents — and certainly opposition fans — have suggested that he has received “special treatment” from referees.

What is certain is that, between scoring his first and second goals against Algeria, he got lucky. A challenge on Algeria captain Aissa Mandi, who was caught by Messi on his right calf and Achilles tendon, could have earned at least a yellow card — and plausibly a red card — but Polish referee Szymon Marciniak was content to award a free kick.

It was a strange incident. Mandi was in control of the ball, going nowhere fast, and there was little prospect of dispossessing him from Messi’s position. To make a lunge like that, with his studs up, seemed incomprehensible, never mind dangerous.

Special treatment? At the very least it was lenient refereeing. A yellow card would perhaps have been the most widely expected outcome — a red card second — but Messi was certainly lucky to get away scot-free.

✍️ @OliverKay

FREE TO READ: https://t.co/qmXtQ0ErQN

[Russ Greene @GreenPlusAnE]

89% of senior citizens support raising taxes on younger workers to maintain their benefits.

The median primary voter is 65.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Wemby sitting at home, just trying to watch the France game, just got up and threw an elbow at the TV

[hoopsandshit @hoopsandshit]

Same vibes...

Pays de clowns.

[BillieIsTheOne @BillieHolidayW]

Never forget when @Raptors president Masai Ujiri was pushed by @ACSOSheriffs deputy Alan Strickland when the team was celebrating its 2019 championship win. Strickland even had the audacity to sue Ujiri for "physical, mental, emotional, and economic injuries."

[Zachary Cohen @ZcohenCNN]

New: US intel agencies have recently assessed that Iran can effectively turn the Strait of Hormuz on & off -- at will -- going forward, meaning it has acquired a powerful new ability to hurt the global economy as a result of Trump/Israel starting the war, sources tell me & @NatashaBertrand.

“We have now handed Iran de facto control over the strait – a weapon more powerful than any nuke,” 1 of the sources said.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Andy’s escape in The Shawshank Redemption (1994) feels earned on every level.

Thomas Newman spends the entire film holding the score back, only to finally let it soar as Andy stands in the rain.

A perfect payoff.

[Danielle Franz @DanielleBFranz]

You used to be able to go to the garden shop or hardware store and they’d get excited about your projects/give you pointers and now half the time you ask where something is and are met with a blank stare.

[constans @constans]

But that’s what you all wanted! A rejection of pencil necked liberal intellectual dorks talking about reality. You wanted to “own the libs” and that’s what you got! The low class garbage was your aspiration and a symbol of you were fighting against

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

The LAPD is calling this a “large dog.”