FPL Malcolm Tucker

FPL is like the fucking Shawshank Redemption, but with more tunnelling through shit and no fucking redemption

Top 10k two seasons running. Best finish 187

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

@Cress31 @danbardell Our finances are fucked. All clubs except those with the biggest commercial revenues have to player trade smartly. I don't like it but it is the reality. If we want the SQUAD to progress, we have to sell Rogers for 100m+.

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

@Ankaman616 How much LCD did you expect in the sound of Harry Styles in the first place?

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

Fully within @OfficialFPL 's purview.

[Andrew Lawes @FPLNightmare]

@FplTucker There are plenty of banter accounts making these jokes, but also taking it back when it goes against them. An official account shouldn't be doing this stuff.

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

Fun at parties.

[Andrew Lawes @FPLNightmare]

People want Mark Sutherns to change lots about FPL. I think the game itself is fine, but this sort of childishness from the @OfficialFPL account needs to stop. Why are you mocking the people who play your game? Why try to make them feel bad? Unprofessional and unnecessary.

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

You will fucking see me again. This season in fact. Right back in your fucking purview.

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

@OfficialFPL Now I'm feeling like your new site has the navigation abilities of the fucking Titanic. A whole screen of menus between the player scores and the match scores. And tapping the player scores just bugs. Did you test this shite?

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

What the fucking fuck is this FPL site. There is a WHOLE SCREEN OF MENU between the player scores and the match scores. If you're going to change something, replace it with better or not at all.

[Fella @FPLFella]

The German monster is still only 3.3% owned.

Going to stick my next out that by GW6 that'll be over 10% and his value will be £6.4m

If not, I'll donate £20 to the charity of someone's choice who RTs this.

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

Mings and McGinn among the greatest Villa players ever. Change my mind. Mings has had two massive injuries in his career and he is perhaps still playing his best ever football. Unreal mentality.

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

@FPLfrasier Meanwhile smaller clubs are blocked from capitalising on any success, are incentivised to sell assets like this or their homegrown players, and then get hypocritical comments from the very elite the rules are protecting. Fuck off!

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

@FPLfrasier How is selling an asset 'cooking the books'? The PSR rules are perverse, theymaintain the status quo, allowing historically big teams to spend huge sums even if they haven't, say, even qualified for the CL...

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

#ENGLAT Rashford doing brilliantly and has that RB on a plate. Lads getting back to his best thanks to Emery and Tuchel, long may it continue!

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

Maybe not.

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

I am lost for words.

There is no world this is a penalty. No f****** world.

This referee needs to be investigated. I have never seen such a bad performance from any referee.

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

Maybe now he'll stop whining like a wank all over our feeds.

[FPL Frasier @FPLfrasier]

Garnacho did very well for that goal. Absolutely top class. Deserves all the praise he gets.

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

Lol. https://t.co/sFG88DGhn3

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

Imagine having 8 years with one manager, developing a pathway, having a coach in that pathway who won the last tournament in their bracket, and then when it came to it, having no succession plan to make that coach comfortable enough to step up. That's what the FA has done. Awful.

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

No idea what everyone is on about. Clear red. He rakes down his shin and ends up with all his weight on that foot by the end. If he had connected any differently he could have seriously injured him.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"No, he slips"
"I don't think it's serious foul play or it's reckless"

The Super Sunday panel don't agree with Bruno Fernandes' red card ❌

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

@TheFPLPrince @BigManBakar Don't be fucking daft Prince. He doesn't have a girl.

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

I don't own Bruno, so how the fuck has it resulted in me losing a little predicted rank??

[FPL Malcolm Tucker @FplTucker]

86 points and the team coming up fucking golden. Eze-fucking-does-it. And Isak those twats that sold Nkuku to you. 3 FTs in the bag and looking at getting Salah in for Jota. Might make a transfer tonight to protect some value but otherwise wait until after the break.