Francis Potts

Retired indie author, avid reader, and simply a fun bloke, apparently.

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A bit like Royston Vasey.

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It's Wednesday. Why have we stopped?

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Is Keir Starmer wielding a light sabre? #askingforafriend

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Hopefully, that's the biopsy done.

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Are Atlético Madrid trying to solve the migrant problem? #askingforafriend

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I drove to Lidl's so I didn't have to lug the bags back.

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@FeistyDdraig I'm fine. Still on holiday in Spain. How are you? Xx.

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@FeistyDdraig Afternoon. Xx

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People discard the strangest things.

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Andrew Warhol? I didn't realise he was so posh.

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Political infighting. There are only two of them; they make the Labour Party look like rank amateurs.

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I also noticed that there were no children in the basket.

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Cats like to hide in boxes, but they aren't always very good at it.

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The first one I've seen.

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Amazon supplying fighter jets?

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Apparently, it's illegal to recognise the Palestinian state, because it doesn't have well defined borders. That's because Israel has nicked most of it since 1948. WTF?

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This is from Netanyahu's Twitter account. He neglects to mention that Israel seeks a state instead of Palestine, most of whose land Israel has nicked since 1948.

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This turned up in my Facebook feed. Is breastfeeding dangerous? #askingforafriend

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Can you get Viagra for toothpaste? #askingforafriend

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Once upon a time, Twitter was fun. Now it's more like Don Dastardly and Musky's shopping channel.