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Regular people use a bidet for the first time and they're like "oh, oh god ohh i've never felt so clean" vs me when i used the bidet for the first time "why does it feel kinda good, it starts gripping my thigh, pins me down, starts kissing my neck. Kissing my abs, don't cut yourself, starts caressing me down. Hold on. I know what's happening(I'm on top now). WHO ARE YOU. It's me Rihanna. Rihanna? She's telecommunicating to me through the bidet. WHAT DO YOU WANT. It's my husband, he's super rich but he's secretly evil. Let me guess, you want me to steal some kind of precious diamond so you can use it to skip town? Fine, but only cause i fuck with shut up and drive, HEAVY. I'm on the roof now, i cut whole in the ceiling with my dick, I propel down, the rope snaps tsss OH whoo. I have to use my foreskin as a parachute, there's the diamond. I grab it but it sounds the alarm a bunch of lasers pop us. YOU CALL THIS A RAVE, i've done molly out of George Clooney's asshole this ain't nothing. I make lightwork of the fucking laser show. I'm popping through the lasers kick down the back door and there's 100 armed guards. Rihanna in the center she makes me cough up the diamond. Let me guess your husband wasn't really evil. I look and there's a framed portrait of her and Bryan Cranston. BRYAN CRANSTON'S YOUR HUSBAND? What do you got him cooped up? don't you know he's a fish he's gotta ROAM FREE, HE'S GOTTA SWIM. Mother fucker. I choke that guy out, he's into it. Snap his neck, grab that guys throat, rip it out. Find that guys g-spot, kill him with an orgasm. Kick that guy. Grab Rihanna, give me one good reason I don't kill you right now. Who's gonna disarm the bomb strapped to your dick? WHAT? the bidet? FUCK. You have 5 seconds to get hard or your gonna die. Phh thhh I'm always hard. I run and find Bryan, come on buddy it's just one jump to the ocean YOU GOT THIS. I'm old, and dry. It's fine. I grab his fish dick. I got it. YOU READY? SIGNATURE MOVE. He free willy's out of here. GO ON

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