Fran Bettesworth

[Matt Cain @MattCainWriter]

As I voted to kick the Tories out, I wore my dad’s wedding ring. He was in hospital with no visitors then lying on a slab for weeks waiting for his funeral while the Tories got so wasted they vommed up the walls of Downing St. This one’s for you, Dad!
#ToriesOut #ToryWipeout2024

[RNLI @RNLI]

Our statement on yesterday’s incident in the English Channel:

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@IamPhilippaMay I haven’t even started

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@IamPhilippaMay Very fetching

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@Specialized_Guy @playmobil They gave me a number to call but it’s only open 9-5 and I haven’t found 5 minutes out of my work day to call yet!

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@playmobil I emailed [email protected] on 16 October and tried again via the form on your website a week ago but no reply to either. Is anyone replying to messages?

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@dinosofos These are the extras to go with current Labour MPs Starmer, Philips, Streeting and Cooper.

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@dinosofos Blair, Brown, Major, Hunt, Davey, Miliband, Lucas. I’d have liked the other Miliband and Burnham but they don’t qualify. I don’t mind who does what!

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@IamPhilippaMay Are you joining in with the singing about sheds etc?

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@IamPhilippaMay @ScanlanWithAnA No you have that wrong, someone in Asda used such foul language that he opened his eyes wide in shock and the contact lens popped out

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@IamPhilippaMay #ThingsMyDadHasMadeMe an occasional series number 7….custom space-saving patio side table, made from wine barrel end, to go atop parasol base

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@Alex_T_Smith @HachetteKids @Arenatweet @sixteensouth Claude last year, Mr Penguin this year…Laurie is on the hunt for lost treasure…

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

#WorldBookDay2021 dress up delayed so that they could do it when all the kids were back at school. Claude and Sir Bobblysock, because we are big fans of Claude and his adventures.

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@Hobbledown is there any news on party booking for August? We’ve been waiting for weeks now to find out if we can actually book or not?

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

#TreeOfTheDay? @campbellclaret

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@Alex_T_Smith @HachetteKids @Arenatweet @sixteensouth Thank you we will! @BurhillP @BurhillFoBS

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Couldn’t agree more. It’s like asking kids to memorise the names of individual washing machine components. An exercise in methodically extinguishing any and all traces of joy.

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@phillavelle Best news ever!

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@Battersea_

[Fran Bettesworth @Fran__B]

@phillavelle Sending hugs Phil x