john ashton-fetterman

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[LebronJamesHarden™️ @LBJamesHarden]

Warms my heart knowing Hannah McNair is somewhere snapping an iPad over her knee watching the all 22 tape of the last drive

[LebronJamesHarden™️ @LBJamesHarden]

It’s over for DeMeco. Next coach has to be offense minded.

Not a single coach should be back next year

[john ashton-fetterman @FrancesTwit429]

@statmuse Thought this was Trevor Lawrence

[john ashton-fetterman @FrancesTwit429]

@franchycomeback @PeterAppel23 Hahahaha I’m crying at this

[john ashton-fetterman @FrancesTwit429]

@SwannMarcus89 what are you complaining about. Same division has won 2 out of last 4 World Series

[Daniel Meyer @TheAstrosLocker]

Be sure not to hurt any baseball players’ feelings while they shit the bed again today.

[Aidan Resnick @AidanResnick]

The worst part about this Bryan King appearance is there were just no warning signs. No way to see it coming.

I can’t believe it. I can’t believe he’s in this game. I can’t believe he has a longer leash than Blubaugh.

[Astros HQ @HOUAstrosHQ]

Fuck Bryan king bro I actually hate this piece of shit so much

[LebronJamesHarden™️ @LBJamesHarden]

These losers don’t deserve to wear the jerseys of those that came before them

[john ashton-fetterman @FrancesTwit429]

@brianmctaggart 3

[john ashton-fetterman @FrancesTwit429]

@KamalaHarris You didn’t write this

[john ashton-fetterman @FrancesTwit429]

@michaelschwab13 bruh you’re ridiculous if you blame that on cj

[john ashton-fetterman @FrancesTwit429]

@michaelschwab13 guy should not be in the big leagues. and espada still needs to go

[john ashton-fetterman @FrancesTwit429]

@mehdirhasan lol should we pull up old videos of mehdi? beep beep

[Josh Holmes @HolmesJosh]

Lmfao.
Congrats LA taxpayers.

[john ashton-fetterman @FrancesTwit429]

@CaptMarkKelly pussy

[Zachary Heron @zachheron]

@libsoftiktok Guys please stop voting third world migrants into positions of authority it turns out they’re not good.

[john ashton-fetterman @FrancesTwit429]

@unusual_whales lol she’s running

[Viva Frei @thevivafrei]

@DanCrenshawTX Remember that time you complained that you didn’t even have enough money to invest in the stock market?

Remember that time you complained that you hadn’t gotten a pay raise since 2008?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[john ashton-fetterman @FrancesTwit429]

@ZaidJilani bahahaha you’re a clown