William Helmstädter

Franchise Executive | Multi-Unit Management | Revenue Growth | Strategic Recruitment

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Our first MLS game ever. Nashville against Atlanta. We had regular seats, but then the owner of the club invited us up to his suite to watch the game there. It‘s so insane how nice everyone has been to us in this country.🇺🇸

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Reminder that if you are fully vaccinated and up to date on boosters, you are allowed to celebrate the Fourth of July.

Those vaccinated are even permitted to have a very small backyard barbecue. Five person maximum.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The #WordOfTheDay is ‘semiquincentennial.’
https://t.co/rHmHTEpr7q

[Andrew Bone @AndrewJBone]

Happy 250, America 🇺🇸

Damn glad to have been part of its story for 16.4% of the ride!

Cheers to the next 250!

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 1982, Robin Williams did a routine as the American Flag for the Norman Lear produced tv special "I Love Liberty" created to bridge political divides - and it's one of the greatest pieces you'll see 🇺🇸

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A flyover during the national anthem for a UFC event on the White House lawn

AMERICA 🇺🇸

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

Marco Rubio finding out they’re about to resume the dinner anyway.

[Michael A. Arouet @MichaelAArouet]

This is the best line so far. Most Americans won’t get the joke though.

[Asaad Sam Hanna @asaadhanna]

Rubio finding out he needs to be the Shah of Iran in 72 hours.

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

🚨BREAKING: France has SURRENDERED in the Israel-Iran war 🇫🇷

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

“Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.”
— General Norman Schwarzkopf

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This is CRAZY

American is going to New York for one night, so she needs to book a hotel. She shows the breakdown of the cost for a one night stay

These are all the taxes and hotel fees being charged just to stay one night

Americans are being taxed to death

[That's Freaking Amazing @DesireToSee]

At night,
Food disappears from the fridge!
So I set up a camera... And this is what happened.

[Kari Lake @KariLake]

I can’t believe this was 40 years ago! It may be cringe now, but believe it or not, this was very cool back then.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

4 generations in 4 different wars.

More brilliant historical photos: https://t.co/VL9mxUrlIW

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

This is brilliant.
♥️ 🎶🎻

[Oliver Burdick @oliverburdick]

If Earth were 4 inches closer to the sun, we would all burn up and die.

If gravity was .1% stronger, every star would explode instantly.

If the Universe expanded 1 mph faster, human life would be impossible.

None of this is random. God is real, and his design is perfect.