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#yorkshireholidayupdate we're off to a cracking start. Did a food shop on the way and had my retinas poisoned. Mother in law wearing a vest in the fridge aisle. They were like the eyes of Satan looking at me. No amount of therapy....

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@vidsthatgohard For the love of God, America, it's 'by accident'.

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@AndrewSteel88 👏👏👏

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@fesshole Is that you, Satan?

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@paulybengali Bravo

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@JoshyBeSloshy Chork? Or Fopsticks?

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@Knight21st Don't believe this for a second.

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@MartinSLewis Home insurance will cover that liability a lot of the time.

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@spicebae_ Ok, 1) She started that, not him. 2) He's not a fighter and knows it. 3) He is smart enough to know he will get his ass whooped, so doesn't fight. 4) Why is everyone here convinced that violence against violence is the answer. Be better.

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@anon_opin You take that back!

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@anon_opin You spelled 'with' wrong.

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@michaelroston That's a family sharing cup in the UK.

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@fasc1nate Thank you very much.

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@schmukems @vsshostak Lame joke. Couldn't resist.

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@cheerfulclips Imagine being one of the people who had to tell their family and friends that they were beaten by a duck.

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@schmukems There will be much honking!

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#Norfolkholidayupdate there's always one really shit holiday day and it was today. Lost a child for one heart-stopping moment, had to go to Great Shartmouth, spilled a whole bottle of veg oil. Never mind, Wells tomorrow and a pint of Doom Bar in the pub with dinner tonight. Bonza

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#Norfolkholidayupdate Eating ice cream and Father-in-law just referred to Hundreds and Thousands as 'Thousand-and-ones'. Love that man.

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#norfolkholidayupdate turns out Great Yarmouth IS the British Shart museum.