#yorkshireholidayupdate we're off to a cracking start. Did a food shop on the way and had my retinas poisoned. Mother in law wearing a vest in the fridge aisle. They were like the eyes of Satan looking at me. No amount of therapy....
@spicebae_ Ok, 1) She started that, not him. 2) He's not a fighter and knows it. 3) He is smart enough to know he will get his ass whooped, so doesn't fight. 4) Why is everyone here convinced that violence against violence is the answer. Be better.
#Norfolkholidayupdate there's always one really shit holiday day and it was today. Lost a child for one heart-stopping moment, had to go to Great Shartmouth, spilled a whole bottle of veg oil. Never mind, Wells tomorrow and a pint of Doom Bar in the pub with dinner tonight. Bonza