Frank Seiler

Dad to teens, college educated, not affiliated with any political party.

Life ain't so bad, regardless of what you're told.

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I'm willing to bet you're a gambler.

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I am NPA and pretty central in my beliefs, but it sure seems like the Democrat party is trying to find people that nobody outside of party line voters would vote for.

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The Poop Paradox is the fact you can tell with one wipe, that you'll be wiping forever, but it takes two wipes to know you never needed to wipe.

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NOTICE TO SERVERS: HOW TO TIP YOUR CUSTOMERS

I work hard at being polite, non-demanding, and gracious. So if my bill is $35, multiply it by 2, then add $50 and this is the proper tip for a good customer.

If you can't afford to tip your good customers, then don't come to work.

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I thought about remarrying my ex-wife, but im afraid she'll think I'm only marrying her for my money.

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Every day I workout for an hour. If I skip a day, I add an hour to the next workout. That is how you GET IT BABY!

If I can get to the gym tomorrow is an 847 hour workout for me!

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I love when I go to a store and they say they don't have public bathrooms. Those are just a weird concept, I prefer to use the bathroom in private.

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@mistressdivy I remember when people said $15 was the amount we needed. And everyone said "It'll just raise the cost of living"

Now it's $40... so it seems like everyone except for those saying $15 would change the world was right.

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I bet when a fly flies through a fart, it's a lot like us driving through a BBQ place's cloud of smoke.

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@robprogressive @AnnieForTruth Donated almost $6 billion a few years ago, $18 billion in total that were public information.

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@hwinkler4real Nobody ever promised me success without hard work.

Time and energy spent complaining could be spent on a side hustle

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@KevinCastley Think of it like anything else. The survival of the fittest, some people are better at life than others.

It's like saying "If Major League Baseball is so great, how come so many people are bad at baseball?"

Capitalism doesn't guarantee wealth, it offers the opportunity.

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Just listened the entire Twisted Sister - Stay Hungry album for the first time in a while. Still holds up as an amazing rock album. Completely timeless.

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Isn't it odd how humans have come to think that they're the only species that the survival of the fittest doesn't apply to?

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@OleTimeHardball Yes, the fact he was on Seinfeld was what pushes it over to a yes.

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@Maga_Trigger Not at all, that was a tough 4 years.

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@RespectfulMemes Excitebike
NES Pro Wrestling

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@StephenKing Nobody would suspect the 10 year old....

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@hwinkler4real Boy these would be fun in a bar.

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I see these ads for "The moon on your special date" thing... every important date of mine has happened when there's a tiny sliver of the moon, and it'd just look like a skinny banana.