olivia 2eggsanystyle

Wild rice meets clown college

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@AndrewEdison "I'm gonna light a fat cig."

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@AndrewEdison rented bindlestiffs at redbox. at first I hated it. a few minutes later I realized it was my new favorite movie.

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Sometimes things get bad & you must drink lots of alcohol which can take years to recover from - skip right to hard drugs & save lotsa time

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Crust punk #1 on the El 'I'll trade you my misfits pin for your pbr pin' #2 'no this one's a gem I found it on the street.' Philly sucks.

[DrDogs247 @DrDogs247]

wooWOOF How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard!

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Paul Ryan sounds like the evil frat enemy dude in a hearty romcom about hip young twentysomethings just trying to survive, cue Common People

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@PaulRyanVP only has one tweet and 40k followers and I have over 1k tweets and less than 200 followers WHAT GIVES SHARE THE WEALTH BRO

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It would be a different story if the girls making duck faces in photos also made duck sounds. Just saying.

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'why is your hair so pointy' is a question that applies to far too many individuals

[Me being a weird little guy @eggsfart]

RT if u want t o be my freind and love each other forever

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@hodwik potatoes

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I wish I was hanging out with anjelica houston right now

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I figured out what the worst thing would be: sand pancakes

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@yungmedha @vicksterr_27 aww I hope you guys are okay!

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@TreBanks yeah tell me where the cool stuff is happening this place is so serious (in a good way but stuff)

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Can internet people please stop saying 'THIS' when agreeing w something... if you want to display your limited vocabulary, continue, I guess

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Me when I was a baby

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DC's country music station is WPOC which I'm pretty sure stands for 'white people of color'.

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When I was in highschool I used to ask my mom if she was proud of me for hanging out with people

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did @dudehugs and @rare_basement know each other the whole time