El Mustachio

Veterinarian. Patriot. Liverpool fan. Brains + Brawn

[El Mustachio @FrankFrankee]

Do not indiscriminately dispose empty PET bottles, "Pure water" satchets, nylon and other inorganic waste. Don't throw it out of a moving vehicle or dump them in drainages.

Pse RT to protect our environment.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I have just received the good news from students that things have really changed positively at Abia State University.

Lecturers are now very careful not to commit any form of fraud. No more handouts, no more sex for grades, no more malpractice. Academic integrity has been restored in the university.

Investigations are still ongoing, and some of the students who graduated within the last 5 years and were involved in any form of fraud may have their certificates nullified.

This is the beginning of a new dawn.

We will shine more light on other universities.

Once integrity is fully restored in our universities, our quality of graduates will improve, which in turn will improve the quality of the country’s workforce.

[El Mustachio @FrankFrankee]

@presresistant Milan Barros

[El Mustachio @FrankFrankee]

@flyethiopian you are ignoring my DM!!

[Dominik Szoboszlai @_SZD10]

To be continued 🫰🏽

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

We are getting ready for the announcement tomorrow.

This will be the beginning of a lot of greatness yet to come for our children.

Our children will be prosperous on a scale never seen before.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

We are at Vatican City.

Our boys and their teachers are having a great experience here.

Any child or teacher, regardless of background, nationality or tribe, can experience this if they win in any category of the South East Maths Olympiad 2027.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

There is something special about Chimdiebube Onwubuiko.

He has won all the competitions he has ever participated in.

He scored a perfect score at the elimination stage of the South East Maths Olympiad and won the final round.

I’m very confident that he will get the gold at the International STEM Olympiad on Tuesday.

[Polyglot adedeji Odulesi @polyglotodulesi]

I just came from Campus where I went to visit my daughter. I owe her admission to God and the effort of one man, Alex Onyia. He challenged JAMB for failing students from Lagos and Southeastern States.

Fortunately, JAMB admitted their error and exams were rewritten. My daughter who had previously scored 179, later scored 299 which gave her straight admission for her chosen course of study.

Alex Onyia organized the successful South East Maths Olympiad where three students Egejurum Onyedikachi, Onwubiko Chimdiebube and Don-Anele Munachimso emerged as champions. They won cash prizes in millions together with their teachers. Many corporate organizations were partners.

The students are currently competing on a global stage at the International STEM Olympiad Grand Finale happening in Rome from July 2nd - 8th.

This is not the effort of the Federal Government of Nigeria or a State Government or Local Government. It is the effort of just one man with support from the citizenry - Alex Onyia!

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This JSS 3 boy, Victor Onwubiko, has finished K.A. Stroud’s _Engineering Mathematics_ back to back. He is the best mathematician in the country at the junior secondary level.

He will be competing with students from 154 other countries this week in Rome, Italy, at the fierce International STEM Olympiad competition.

He is a genius, and the world will celebrate him.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This is Master Chisom Unachukwu. His students won first, second, and third positions at the 2026 South East Maths Olympiad.

He will be going to Rome today, all expenses paid by me, to watch his students challenge bright students from 154 other countries at the International STEM Olympiad.

There is hardly any competition he attends in the country where his students don’t win top 3 prizes. He has won every competition he attends in Nigeria.

He studied mathematics at UNILAG.

I’m rewarding his efforts and those of other teachers. The reward of teachers is here on earth too.

This is just the beginning, and the world will know him.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This youngster, Don Anele Munachimso Marvelous, was the best Chemistry student in Nigeria in IGCSE. He won the ₦5 million star prize as the best in the 2026 South East Maths Olympiad. He also took first position in the country at the National Mathematics competition in Abuja.

He also won a $100k scholarship in Canada.

He will compete with students from 154 other countries in Rome, Italy, this Saturday.

He is a genius, and the world will know him.

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

A priceless joke is now circulating inside Russia that goes like this:
One day, Putin visits a school and gives a speech about how excellent the Russian government is and how Russia is the greatest country in the world.
At the end of the speech, he invites the students to ask questions.
A boy stands up and says:
“Hello, my name is Sasha, and I have two questions.”
Putin replies:
“Alright, go ahead.”
Sasha asks:
“Why did Russia invade Ukraine?
And why haven’t we won the war yet?”
At that exact moment, the lunch bell rings and everyone leaves for lunch.
After lunch, the Q&A session continues and another student stands up.
“Hello, my name is Boris, and I have four questions.”
Putin says:
���Yes?”
Boris asks:
“Why did Russia invade Ukraine?
Why haven’t we won the war?
Why did the lunch bell ring 20 minutes early?
And where is Sasha?”

#StandWithUkraine

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

A man broke into a New Jersey home, but when police arrived, they found him asleep on the floor with a golden retriever puppy on top of him.

The CCTV camera caught the moment the burglar slipped inside the house, thinking nobody was home.

But he didn’t see the puppy.

The tiny golden retriever suddenly came around the corner, startled him so badly that he slipped forward hitting his lower jaw, and knocked himself out on the floor.

When the homeowner checked the camera, they couldn’t believe what they were watching and immediately called police.

By the time officers arrived, the burglar was still knocked out, but the puppy had made herself comfortable, curled up on top of him like he was just another dog bed.

She had no idea she had protected the house. Police took the burglar away, and the puppy got rewarded with a steak dinner.

[Polyglot adedeji Odulesi @polyglotodulesi]

During the Nigerian Civil War, many Igbo people fled cities like Lagos, leaving behind houses and property. Alex Ekwueme (then a young architect) left his house in Apapa.

His neighbour, Otunba Subomi Balogun, a banker did not seize the property. Instead, he removed intruders from the house, renovated it and rented it out while Ekwueme was away.
He carefully kept all the rent proceeds.
When the war ended and Ekwueme returned, Balogun handed back the house to him and gave him a full envelope of all the rent collected
Ekwueme was reportedly shocked, because many others lost their properties during that period.

About a decade later, Ekwueme became Vice President under President Shehu Shagari (Second Republic, 1979–1983). Subomi Balogun wanted to establish his own bank but faced significant hurdles at the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). Officials resisted because it was unprecedented for a private Nigerian citizen to own a commercial bank without foreign partners; there were also political suspicions (some alleged he might use it to finance certain politicians).

After failing to get traction through official channels, Balogun turned to his old friend. One Sunday after Church Service, he and his wife "cornered" Ekwueme at the Cathedral Church in Marina, Lagos. They physically grabbed Ekwueme and his wife's clothing to get past security and plead their case.

Ekwueme listened, reassured him, and instructed him to come to the Federal Executive Council meeting he would preside over (as Shagari was absent).
That very Thursday, the Finance Minister called Balogun to confirm that the license had been approved on Ekwueme's instruction.
This paved the way for FCMB and reportedly opened doors for other indigenous banks.

Balogun later opened an FCMB branch in Ekwueme's hometown of Oko (Anambra State) in continuation of their friendship.

We love ourselves, it is the politicians that are dividing us.

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

Sometime last year...i raised a point in supporting the abolishing of iri-ekpe (taking your brother's properties when he die without having a son) in my umunna (kindred)...It didn't scale through....I had to wait for elections of umunna to come...I contested for chairman and lost with 3 votes....then i was made the vice chairman unopposed....The opportunity to put an end to that taking over of a man's properties because he didn't have a son now lies in my own hand.... February 8th 2026 being umunna meeting... chairman travelled to China for business meetings and handed full authority to me to be proceeding on affairs of the meeting...I did what I have to do....I used just one meeting to put an end to that trash.....The only way you can inherit your brother's properties in my umunna currently is if he died without having a child at all and the wife die after and leaving no one else that's when you can now enter.....

We will keep rising!!!!

[El Mustachio @FrankFrankee]

@_onlyscott Netherlands

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

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[Mike Bales™ 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Distinction Between Guts and Balls

Guts:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, being met at the door by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

Balls:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying,
“You’re next, Chubby.”

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. 💀

[El Mustachio @FrankFrankee]

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