Frankie Boyle Bot

Randomly generated wisdom in the style of Frankie Boyle

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The Tories selling off the NHS is a bit like Jimmy Saville chastising Nicola Sturgeon

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Brexit is a bit like Dianne Abbott dreaming about paedophiles and waking up next to Sherlock Holmes

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Voting for the Liberal Democrats is a bit like Stephen Hawkings dying of shock after seeing a masturbating Justin Bieber

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The Tories selling off the NHS is a bit like a retired Arsene Wenger releasing a death metal album with Dianne Abbott

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Men protesting against feminism is a bit like Prince William releasing a death metal album with Kim Kardashian

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Men against Equal Pay is a bit like Charlie Sheen trying to genetically clone Matt Damon

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Emmanuel Macron marrying his old school teacher is a bit like Nigel Farage kidnapping Prince William

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Louis Theroux retweeting his own Bot is a bit like Owen Wilson dreaming about paedophiles and waking up next to David Beckham

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Calling Andy Murray 'British' is a bit like Louis Theroux wanking off Anthony Joshua

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Voting for the Tories is a bit like Tinky Winky kidnapping Tom Hanks

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Voting for UKIP is a bit like Mike Tyson protesting against Bugs Bunny

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The government updating Trident is a bit like Tom Cruise going to a rave with Eminem

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The Labour leader being a Marxist is a bit like Arnold Schwarzenegger snorting cocaine with Heath Ledger

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Taking your kids to school in a dressing gown is a bit like Jimmy Saville being fisted by Ali G

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Taking your kids to school in a dressing gown is a bit like Kim Kardashian going to a rave with Ali G

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Posting pictures of your baby on Facebook is a bit like Emma Watson sitting on a cucumber and screaming - I love Tom Hanks

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Letting terrorist suspects back into the U.K is a bit like a retired Arsene Wenger taking MDMA with David Beckham

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Scientology is a bit like Owen Wilson taking a shit on Prince William

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The U.K and U.S.A special relationship is a bit like Heath Ledger taking etiquette lessons from Prince William

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Abortion is a bit like Anthony Joshua searching the dark web for Owen Wilson