@DHSgov "We need to channel all of the world's energy into @NintendoAmerica and @Pokemon to sue the FUCKING SHIT out of Homeland Security for unauthorized visual representation!"
Charlie Kirk: "I never liked Larry David. He is not the brains of the operation of Seinfeld ... he's your typical kind of New York Woody Allen-type that is constantly complaining"
@drewmillard "them kim jong scores" on your book tour with @Stugotz790 got my order. you screening your own shirts with a rip off also 10/10 on brand with #STUpodity
I ate Kimchi ramen and now a motorrola works better than my but hole. This joke works cause I've worked on 3 motorolas (trash phone) and cried (twice pooping) before 10am
“And then there is the matter of the messages sent out around alcohol during the pandemic: that it is ‘essential,’ that we have some kind of right to be able to buy it" lol aged bad. Coping w booze is bad but I can do whatever book boy. Fauchi ain't hiring https://t.co/K0NwEvCm9D