Frank Ullevi

I make stuff up and put it on the internet.

A bit like you really.

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

@QuebecTango seen this? 3 years on and folk still ripping you off! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/k36hG5gmkw

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Well done @grumpcrusader, you've won a blu-ray player. #SausagePartyMovie is out on Blu-ray & DVD on 26th Dec.

https://t.co/FDVJvEEBNs

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

Somewhere in America there's an independent candidate out shopping for an oval carpet! #trump #Clinton

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

Shouldn't have had his camera so close then should he?

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

#Christmas !!

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

Xmas day;

Excited
Hungry
Pleased
Hungry
Content
Hungry
Bored
Hungry
So full, food will never need to be consumed again.

Hungry.

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

Mark wright wanted that dance to represent his personality.

It did. He made a right cunt of it.

#scd #strictly

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

#xfactor #WhoWoreItBetter

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

Here's us thinking you need a world class team to win the World Cup.

Turns out all you need is decent PowerPoint skills.

#EnglandDNA

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

Always fancied being a montage maker for big tv sporting events, but the boys + girls who make snooker look edgy + dramatic deserve a medal!

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

Wiped it on the curtains #GroundsForDivorceInFiveWords

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

You deleted the series link #GroundsForDivorceInFiveWords

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

Helpful caption clarification from @BBCNews #penguins

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

Hats off to the #Simpsons They never miss with a cheeky wee Scottish reference! #bucky

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

"I don't understand this new #Gotham show"

"Think muppet babies"

"Ah, got it"

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

#onefortheparents

Arrived at the soft play only to see another child entering with a wrapped present.

Bollocks.

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

@richardosman Don't worry, loads of folk watch the news and there's hardly ever any decent prize money on that.

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

Just seen the Lidl Xmas advert.

It's about a boy who is friends with a puffin.

Then on Xmas he gets a clothes line and a socket wrench.

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

#AdviceToMyYoungerSelf

Don't bother writing that letter.

Trust me, you don't want Jim to fix it.

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

It's actually a futon.

#DeathBedConfessions

[Frank Ullevi @FrankUllevi]

"I'm having extra training with Duncan Ferguson", romelu lukaku has said

from his cell.

@Oldfirmfacts1