Frank Underween

I'm gonna be president of the United States of Weenmerica. Right now im just the House Majority Whippersnapper. @lcd_houndsystem and @DouglasSalathe work for me

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

me and Ween lookin for a new home. I da cute on on da left.

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

good job, @lcd_houndsystem you cost daddy 76 monies. how you gon pay for dat? you no even has a job!

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

.@lcd_houndsystem don't forget you owe me da pills!! unless you want me to die.

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

.@lcd_houndsystem thanks, stink face. now I prolly get a infection n die of death.

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

something is missing from my undercarriage.

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

💅 and 💉 and 📟 and 💎 AND TREATS! I a healthy dog.

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

7:00! Bowls are open! Vote for Frank for President! #MyDachshundVotes

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

hi peasants.

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

pleabz print a memo for more noms.

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

it too cold. I propose a bill to stop cold. vote for no cold.

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

dis movie about me. http://t.co/V1FHU3Yyke

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

@lcd_houndsystem WELCOME HOME STINKY WEEN!

[Frank Underween @FrankUnderween]

Ween lyfe is hard y'all.